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IMPORTANCE ANNOUNCEMENT 2 - Patreon Updates
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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Chapter 169: The meeting isn't over until the fat bird sings.
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Chapter 168: After all I’ve been through, and everything I’ve done, what made you think I was going to do this quietly?
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Chapter 167: What happens if Sauron loses his contact lense?
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Chapter 166: Reincarnation is a get out of jail free card. If you’re in jail. And dead.
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Chapter 165: In the event of fire don’t walk into the flames. Seriously. Fire is really hot.
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Chapter 164: Having motive, justification, and a bloody knife in my hand does not mean I killed this man.
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Chapter 163: Ohana means family. Family means no consequences for kicking you.
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Chapter 162: Remember to be polite when accusing someone of murder. After all, you might be right.
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Chapter 161: Stranger danger is real. Unless they have gold. No, wait. Especially if they have gold.
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Chapter 160: I prefer to take life one obstacle at a time. But lately, several have tag-teamed me at once.
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Chapter 159: Remember to schedule an appointment when opening a portal.
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Chapter 158: It’s nice to take a step back and admire the view. No jokes. No deaths. Just nature and friends.
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Chapter 157: Art is in the eye of the beholder, but I’m blind as a bat.
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Chapter 156: Sometimes stabbing the elderly is the only solution we have.
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Chapter 155: Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice and you'll end up in the hospital.
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Chapter 154: Dead men wish browser histories told no tales.
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Chapter 153: Behind every successful negotiation is a substantial amount of stupidity.
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Chapter 152: Cry havoc! And let slip the hogs of war!
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Chapter 151: The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.
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Chapter 150: A book is a gift you can open again and again.
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Chapter 149: My Wi-Fi and I have a connection like nobody else. If it dies, I die.
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Chapter 148: Pro tip: Always give a warning note before you set a hotel on fire. It’s good manners.
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Chapter 147: A genuinely serious discussion.
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Chapter 146: Ice-cream makes great moisturizer. It’s a scientifically proven fact, trust me.
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Chapter 145: By my first birthday I was a doctor, a mathematician, and a god. I can claim to be anything, but it doesn’t make it true.
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Chapter 144: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening on a roller coaster?
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Chapter 143: First rule of business: Stay out of mine.
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Chapter 142: You're supposed to tell me if I'm rich. That's the rule.
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Chapter 141: I rose to the heavens and gazed down on the world. It was a terrible time to discover I had vertigo.
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Chapter 140: I don't like salt. Its coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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Chapter 139: Call me sensitive, but I take being attacked personally.
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Chapter 138: Magic fights are just as fun as they look on screen.
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Chapter 137: I will pick you up if you fall. After I finish laughing.
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Chapter 136: What's the earth equivalent of setting someone on fire? Asking for a friend.
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Chapter 135: Nobles are fascinating creatures best watched with a hunting rifle in your hand.
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Chapter 134: So, you’ve chosen death.
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Chapter 133: Tactics are like a brick, you can build a strategy with them or sink a dead body in a lake.
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Chapter 132: Remember when I said I wanted to be overpowered? Let's go back to those days.
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Chapter 131: Excitement (N.): Finding another layer of chocolates in the box.
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Chapter 130: Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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Chapter 129: Who is wiser: the wise man or the man that asks him for help? The answer is the wise man.
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Chapter 128: Never do anything by halves if you can get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog.
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Chapter 127: Can class class classes class classed classes that class class classed cause class class classes class class? Class.
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Chapter 126: Helpful Life Tip: When fighting fire use water, not your fists. Or your face.
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Chapter 125: My cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers me on.
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Chapter 124: I try to be good, but I take after my uncle.
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Chapter 123: Pushing can get you almost anywhere, except through a door marked 'pull'.
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Chapter 122: Don’t be a suck up or else you might create a vortex that destroys your house. True story.
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