It's not easy being her b*yfriend. After spending the whole morning playing with her, even after she played with you for hours while you were sleeping, you finally had to take a quick shower so you could get dressed to go to work. Of course she wanted to join you in the shower and you both played together in there as well. After finishing the shower you got dressed, kissed her goodbye and went to work. Not even 5 minutes in after you left the house and were on a red light you got a message. It was your smol g*rlfriend. π. There is no amount of org*sms or amount of c*m that can please her π. She is add*cted to you but you can help to keep going back home to her as her tiny body and love is everything you need even if it is extremely difficult or outright impossible to keep her calm after you leave her alone for more than 5 seconds.