我前一陣子陪家裡人跟團去福岡附近玩了五天。
A while back, I went on a 5-day family tour around Fukuoka.
在太宰府的時候剛好看到一個猴子調教師的表演。
At Dazaifu, I caught a monkey trainer’s show.
我聽不太懂日文，但我感覺調教師應該是把猴子吹得很厲害，好像接下來要做很屌的動作似地。
I barely understood Japanese, but the trainer hyped the monkey like it was about to do something epic.
隨著超大聲的 "行け！！" 吶喊，那隻猴子......動都不動。
Then with a roaring “IKE!!”… the monkey just sat there.
場面一度尷尬
Awkward silence.
感覺那個調教師每個動作都要慫恿那隻猴子三次左右，才會開始表演。甚至還看到他下跪求猴子表演 .. WW
Every move took three pep talks, and I even saw the trainer kneel and beg. LOL
雖然可能是套好的招，但還是滿有意思的。
Sure, it might’ve been scripted, but still hilarious.
明明就是寵物，卻這麼桀傲不遜嗎？
A pet… acting this defiant?
難道說性奴也能桀傲不遜嗎？(什麼思維跳躍)
Wait—can sex slaves be defiant too? (what a leap)
這樣背景下的小劇場發想。
Mini-skit idea from this scene.