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(Doctor) - Hello, Sola. Your test results are in.
(Sola) - It’s really bad, isn’t it?
(Doctor) - Unfortunately, yes. You have an acute form of Oversized Introvert Syndrome with Cocoa-and-Blanket Dependency, or "OIS-CBD" for short.
(Doctor) - That explains your symptoms: a love of quiet evenings, cozy sweaters and blankets, marshmallows in your cocoa, and TV show marathons… but unfortunately, you’re in the advanced stage.
(Sola) - Oh my god… how long do I have left?
(Doctor) - Relax, people with this condition live a long time. If you want, you could try group therapy.
(Sola) - And does group therapy actually help?
(Doctor) - No idea… none of the patients ever showed up.