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TL Bodine: you know, Mt Everest is so bigBodine: you might even say that the mountain is a cosmic horrorLovecraft: what???Lovecraft: no no noLovecraft: that doesn't make sense!Lovecraft: it doesn't even have tentacles!

Poe: it doesn't have to have tentacles to be cosmic horror, howardLovecraft: what are you talking about?King: edgar's right, it's more about the insignificance of man in an unfeeling universeLovecraft: don't tell me about cosmic horror!Lovecraft: i invented it!

Lovecraft: i'm the guy that invented cosmic horror!Lovecraft: that's why they call it Lovecraftian!King: oh yeah, they do that, don't that

Poe: you know, many say that moby dick is cosmic horrorLovecraft: what? no it's not!Lovecraft: it's about a whale!Herman Melville: it's not about a whaleMelville: it's about how i'm going to attack and dethrone god

Melville: i'm going to attack and dethrone godPoe:Lovecraft:King:Koontz:Barker:King: why?Melville: cuz he's a son of a bitch!Judith Sonnet: it's true, he isWrath James White: you guys still believe in god? LOL

Melville: listenMelville: if there's one thing that i know in this world with 100% certaintyMelville: a truth i know as sure as day follows nightMelville: not an iota of doubt in my heartMelville: it's that whales are fish

Melville: anyway, so whales are definitely fishPoe:King:Koontz:Barker:Lovecraft:Barker: you sure about that, champ?Poe: cliveBarker: i'm just askinPoe: let him have this one, clive

Melville: whales are fishMelville: i mean think about itMelville: one, they live in waterKing: sure, okMelville: twoMelville:Melville: uhMelville: well they look like fishMelville: case closed!!

Melville: whales are fish and no one can convince me otherwise!Jeff VanderMeer: well, herman, if you look at the scienceMelville: "ooo well if you look at the science"Melville: shut up nerdMary Shelley: ha ha ha! i LIKE this guy!John Langan: what kinda bait you using, herman?

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POSTEDApr 20, 2026
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