Clive Barker: guys, i have some exciting news Barker: sarah gailey is going to be writing the new hellraiser comic Barker: they've got some exciting new ideas for the series Gailey: i've got some exciting new ideas for the series
Barker: remember the important thing about hellraiser Barker: is that it is extremely horny Bram Stoker: oh gross Barker: shut up bram Barker: remember, extremely horny Gailey: extremely horny, got it Barker: no Barker: i cannot emphasize this enough Barker: EXTREMELY horny
Barker: i cannot stress this enough Barker: hellraiser is REAL FUCKIN HORNY Gailey: right Barker: that is non-negotiable Gailey: right Barker: that's my one stipulation Gailey: right
Gailey: so i was thinking Gailey: the original hellraiser drew a lot on leather daddy gimp s & m club aesthetics Barker: hell yeah Gailey: but Gailey: perhaps you'd be open to a different but equally horny direction? Gailey: what if pinhead was a hippopotomus
Barker: pinhead as a hippopotomus Gailey: yes Gailey: because i mean think about it Gailey: what other animal in the entire animal kingdom so perfectly straddles the line between pleasure and pain Gailey: in many ways, the hippopotomus is the quintessential explorer in the outer realms of experience
Gailey: and after all Gailey: what's sexier than a big strapping hippopotomus, nature's ultimate dad bod Barker: Frank Belknap Long: [muffled, inside fursuit head] DO IT
Gailey: if you need convincing, perhaps a little visit to furaffinity dot com Barker: please Barker: i am well acquainted with furaffinity dot comBarker: i know all the meats of our cultural stew