Joshua Millican: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of dopefoot Millican: it's about a guy who gets a summer job on a cannabis farm out in the woods Fitz James O'Brien: wish that was me
Millican: but working on an illegal cannabis farm out in the woods ain't all it's cracked up to be Millican: when he's not dealing with russian gangsters and rival growers, there's also the little matter of b Brian Keene: BIG FOOT Keene: THERE'S BIG FOOT
Keene: we all know the cannabis woods are crawling with big foots Keene: that is a scientific fact Millican: you mean big feet? Keene: Poe: josh no don't start this discourse again Keene: IT'S BIG FOOTS Keene: EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S BIG FOOTS Keene: WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION
Millican: there might be a big foot in these woods Millican: but then again Millican: it's also possible that the strange noises in these woods are entirely due to completely normal things like feral hermits or evil clowns Poe: evil what King: no no he's right King: evil clowns ARE a big problemMillican: the real question isn't whether big foot existsMillican: the real question is what does the story of big foot tell us about ourselves Millican: when we search for big foot, are we not also searching for ourselves? Keene: ok yeah but for real big foot is real
Keene: ok but for real you guys, big foot is totally real Poe: how do you figure that Keene: well there's foot prints right? Keene: you've all seen the foot prints right? Poe: yeah ok Keene: and those footprints are pretty big wouldn't you say?
Keene: and if the foorprints are big Keene: that would indicate a certain something about the foot right? Keene: think about it
Millican: the guy is working on a cannabis farm but when a rival cartel of russian mafiosos try to take over the business, it's time for him to make some hard choices about his new-found family Millican: also there's giant insect gods Poe: what Millican: yeah like really big ones
Millican: ultimately the question is what does bigfoot mean for us? is he not a dark mirror of our own longing? Millican: we may never know Fitz James O'Brien: hey dudes i hear that you're looking for the weed that makes you believe in bigfoot Poe: actually, all weed does that