[at unicorn fuck club]Larry Correia: see, the problem is that GRR Martin didn't finish Game of ThronesCorreia: now publishers refuse to take a chance on multi-book epic fantasy seriesCorreia: perhaps GRR should have thought about how that would affect meCorreia: the protagonist of reality
Correia: i mean, reallyCorreia: can you think of any other possible reason that publishers wouldn't be champing at the bit for my 12 part epic fantasy saga The Monster Shooter Chronicles: A Tale of Total Gun AccuracyCorreia: i mean, the guns in it are SO accurateCorreia: that's what makes good literature!
GRR Martin: what's all this now?JRR Tolkien: larry correia says you ruined epic fantasyMartin: ha ha yeah probablyMartin: who's larry correiaTolkien: oh you know, the sad puppy guy
Correia: I'm not just the sad puppy guy!!! i'm a legitimate writer!Correia: no one writes epic fantasy with 100% accurate to reality gun descriptions like me!Correia: publishers should be beating down my door!Correia: this is because of woke!
Martin: wait aren't you the guy that got owned by chuck tingleCorreia: [sputtering] i i iCorreia: NOCorreia: chuck tingle did not own me!Martin: yeah i'm pretty sure he didMartin: now that was some classy shit
Tolkien: well larry i guess we should thank you for chuck tingle's hugo winCorreia: what? no! shut up!Martin: actually jrrt i think there's someone more responsible for chuck tingle's winMartin: and that's chuck tingleTolkien: true, trueCorreia: stahp it!! i hate you all!
Chuck Tingle: hello chums did someone call for chuck tingle, totally normal guy?Tingle: i just stopped in to remind everyone that love is real and that, in this unfeeling world, nothing is as powerful as human connection
Martin: yeah its too bad you never got that hugo, palMartin: i would have loved the chance to mispronounce your nameMartin: ha ha ha!Correia: why you---!Correia: hold me back!Martin: no don't hold him back
Martin: let him come at meCorreia:Martin: [cracking neck] let's see what you gotCorreia:Martin: what's the matter, kid?Martin: your true to life gun descriptions won't help you now
Larry Correia: George RR Martin must go!GRR Martin: who must go?Correia:Martin: ha ha ha!