Midnight Pals: Slop Horror Movie 2
Zach London: so as you can seeLondon: the time has come to submit to gossip goblinLondon: the age of human creativity is at an endLondon: now is the age of the goblin
London: come forward, brothersLondon: drink of the slopLondon: i have an endless supply of it, after allKing: erKing: no thanksKing: i already ateLondon: brother, you misunderstandLondon: you have no choice
King: whoa! get away!Barker: yeah c'mon manBarker: that's not coolLondon: you will all drink of the slopLondon: and when the slop flows through your veinsLondon: then you too will know the joy of being one with the slop
Mary Shelley: that's it, i'm doneShelley: i'm gonna start stabbingPoe: no! mary, don't!Shelley: oh shitKing: huh it looks like you punctured himKing: it looks like all his slop is coming out nowShelley: i didn't expect this
King: oh my god watch out!King: he's going to slop us!Poe: stay back!Koontz: i'm scared D:King: don't worry dean, it's only slopKing: it can't hurt you unless you let it
London: don't be a dinosaur!London: you'll be left in the dust!Koontz: but he says i'll be left in the dust!King: don't listen to him dean!King: that's the devil talking!
King: oh my god, all this slop!King: it's like when lor visitsLor Gislason: bloop bloop i'm not a slopGislason: bloop bloop i'm a goop >:CGislason: bloop bloop it's totally different >:CKing: yeah i'm sorry i didn't meanGislason: bloop bloop how dare youGislason: the slops and the goops are natural and eternal enemies >:C
London: as a slop, i unthinkingly spray nonsense everywhere and by random chance sometimes something looks okGislason: as a goop, i'm perfectly adapted to my native environment, the 10-foot by 10-foot dungeon corridor
Poe: guys, this is bad!Poe: we're surrounded on all sides by slop!Poe: don't look at it! it'll seduce you with its siren songGiant-breasted anime girl : [string of nonsense glyphs]Edward Lee: broPoe: i said don't look at it!!!Patricia Highsmith: nice gams on that humunculous
Poe: don't look at it!London: what if we had a video of a dog with every hair defined in weirdly high detailKoontz: a dog with every hair defined in weirdly high detail?!?Poe: dean, no!
Poe: don't look at it howard!Lovecraft: oh i'm not looking directly at an eldritch abominationLovecraft: i wasn't born yesterdayLovecraft: i know all about this sort of thing