A WAY too in-depth review of all of the dumb things in Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
CLICK HERE for character rankings + notes.
Amy got me to play FE:3H after years of ignoring it, and this game is so unfinished and silly that talking about all its problems is going to take me several hours.
This is obviously super long and will probably require multiple sittings. Feel free to either download this file and listen to it at your leisure or leave timestamps for yourself in the comments below.
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - What is Fire Emblem? (for newbies)10:02 - "Three Houses" World + Mechanics Overview1:00:58 - Why This Review is Five Hours Long (← START HERE IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM)1:18:38 - White Clouds (Part I)1:25:35 - The Insane Backstory1:52:58 - White Clouds (Part II)2:35:52 - The World’s Weirdest Timeskip2:41:19 - The Game Goes from Stupid (Affectionate) to Stupid (Derogatory)3:09:17 - Verdant Wind3:40:00 - Azure Moon4:18:35 - Silver Snow4:24:37 - Crimson Flower4:40:08 - Characters I Hate & Miscellaneous Extras
For the Reddit post talking about how bad this game's map re-usage is, click here.
WORLD MAP (for reference)
Comparison of color palettes on the different routes:
Why are the Golden Deer the Power Rangers?