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"Oh, good morning. Why are you looking at me like that?"

Who's gonna tell him?

We should bring back Union Suits. They're like onesies but much more practical. I wish it weren't so dang hot, I'm jonesing to go camping or hiking or something but it's hitting 95 almost every day here. Can't wait for this heatwave to break! 

Happy summer solstice everyone!