Heather Beck has asked you to participate in her cavalcade of malcontents on…

Yeah, or whatever. I do not have a LinkedIn that anyone can join. Which must make you 59% more affectionate toward me. That’s what the algo sayz!

But if I DID have a LinkedIn, I suppose this would be a very affectionate and thoroughly professional headshot. I took some liberties with filters, because you have permission to do that once you’re over 40, garsh-danggit.

Folks wouldn’t even know that I am so be-titted! (Such tasteful cleavage.) I’m a shoe-in to be an intern. Probs for Conan.