Cortana Cake! [Reality H4-L0]

Non-carbon based intelligence has been all the rage around the main offices at COMET. Of course, I've never been allowed in the main office. I don't have that clearance.

After skimming through several realities, I found the perfect AI for the office. I'm sure that soldier doesn't mind us borrowing her.

Unfortunately, we had to compress the file to an absurd degree to upload [CORTANA] onto our systems. Turns out using an operating system from 1995 isn't exactly the greatest file storer.

• J.L.