"Ah, perfect! A cute guy wandering the woods at 2 AM, exactly the kind of lucky break we needed. By the way, nice Maglite dude, those things are durable.
Look, we've been arguing all evening. When the two of us turned into ferrets, it didn't quite hit us both the same way, as you can see. I ended up with dugs all up and down my torso, she's still just got the one pair. Personally they irritate me, they're really sensitive and I think they're ugly, but she insists that they're cute and thinks that guys would be attracted to them. Keeps saying stuff like 'the more nips, the better.' So maybe you can settle this for us. You prefer with, or without? Neither of us will be big mad at whatever you say, like I said, I'm not the biggest fan of 'em so I don't blame you if not.
Oh, this is independent of whether or not we end up in a threesome. I figured that was kind of a foregone conclusion."