"I didn't want you to find out this way...I always lose track and forget how close we're getting to the next full moon. Yeah, this is, um...this is me. This is just what happens to me, every full moon...lasts a couple days.
I mean, you can understand, right? Dating, the way it is. It's so awkward to have to tell everyone about something like this, when I don't even know if it'll end up being a long term relationship...and I know, we've clicked, I like you...I really like you, and I should've fessed up a long time ago, but it's so hard. I suppose this is what I get...the truth always comes out.
So. I...I don't know what to say. Sorry I didn't say anything. I guess the ball's in your court...whether this is just too weird, or disgusting...I'm used to rejection by now, but...I won't lie, it would sting worse, with you. I-I've developed all kinds of coping methods for this cow thing, I can just stay in bed on days like these, you don't have to see me like this, if it's too much..."