Okay, I remembered saying I was going to do this...and then I promptly forgot because that's adulthood in a nutshell. Too many tasks, not enough organic RAM in my brain to keep track of it all. It also reminds me why I need a daily to-do list. But I have remembered.
Since it's been a while since I last did this, I'll cover the process for any new people. If you want a signed copy, you need to send me a message directly in Patreon chat service.
This is a first come, first served process. So, if there are 5 copies available and 6 people send a message, the first 5 people get the copies.
In the message, you need to tell me the following things:
Your first and last name
You also need to provide a current mailing address and a good current email address.
Yes, Patreon has a physical address and an email address on file for you. However, I've learned the hard way that those addresses are routinely out of date or just plain wrong. So, this cannot be an optional step.
The name(s) of the book(s) you want.
After that, I will tell you how much it's going to be and give you a PayPal email to send the payment to. Once the payment clears, I will send your book or books with a tracking number(s). The tracking number(s) will go the email address you give me in the message.
For my general sanity and ease of math-ing, all of the books will be $20 and have a $6 shipping cost (sorry, there is no Prime on Patreon). So, $26 each. I will do my best to adjust the number of available copies below if and/or when I process an order.
This open buying period will last until 8:00 pm EST, Friday, March 13, 2026. That should give me time to get all of the books stuffed into envelopes and into the mail on either Saturday, March 14, or Monday, March 16.
Now, without further ado, here are the books that are available:
Unintended Cultivator Vol 1: 1 copies
Unintended Cultivator Vol 2: 7 copies
Unintended Cultivator Vol 3: 9 copies
Unintended Cultivator Vol 4: 11 copies
Unintended Cultivator Vol 5: 6 copies
Unintended Cultivator Vol 6: 6 copies
Unintended Cultivator Vol 7: 7 copies
Isekai Terry - Tropes of Doom: 10 copies
Now, I do have some of the Dragon Con challenge coins left. If there is anyone who desperately wants to get their hands on one, sound off in the comments. I'll figure out a price for them that lets me break even on the production and shipping and let you know.
Okay, and with that, I'm calling it a day.