What are the odds that village you saved from orcs was home to your old crush?
That she would invite you to a party afterwards?
That you'd realize only women are in the village?
That her pretty, golden eyes are oddly... compelling?
What are the odds she'll laugh off your questions and kiss you?
Hug you?
Her golden eyes shining as she tugs you out the door?
Drinking your thoughts?
Your doubts?
Your resistance to her caress?
What are the odds you can't keep your hands off her?
Even after she grows some horns?
Her skin turns red?
Her whispers filling your ears?
Your mind?
And you decide that you'd love to be her husband?
Her stud?
Her obedient toy?
What are the odds?
Turns out very, very good...