Everyone warned you about hiring a goblin as a maid. Told you they're tricky. Cunning. Turn men into brainless studs.
Which is funny, because she's a model servant.
Always helpful.
Always polite.
Always eager to bring you tea with her special secret ingredient.
In fact, she's so helpful, why not let her make more decisions around the house?
Hire some more goblins?
Fire the rest of the staff?
You can trust her.
Trust her with anything.
With everything.
In fact, you have been looking for a bride lately. And why not her? She already runs the household. Why not marry her?
And a good husbands always obeys their gob.
Breeds her.
Loves her.
Drinks his special tea.
Loves his green wife.
Adores her.
Forever and ever and ever...