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Hello asstro-travelers and welcome aboard the spaceship Dickscovery! 🛸
This is your captain Golem speaking. 👨‍🚀 
We are presently flying at 666 thousand mph from Earth to another DICKmension. 🚀
Currently, we are passing Uranus and soon we will engage our hyperdrive. 🎇
Ride will be hard 🍆 and sweaty 💦 so I will kindly ask you to open your poppers, put on your harness and get ready to enter the slipstream. ✨
Our slutty butch flight attendants will spill the tea and serve looks while offering seductive entertainment for the trip. 💃
Thank you for riding us and enjoy your staying in DICKmension! 🖤

Suck long and proper and may the force be IN ya 🖖