DESCRIPTION
you've GOT to be kidding
helpful to have a fat ass like a pair of wobbling beach balls when you're running around pharloom- cushions against falls, provides ample knockback to hip-check ppl out of the way you don't wanna deal with, deflects projectiles w/ all its plump, bouncing mass, and works great as a distraction when your cloak is stolen while you're in the slab and all you have to defend yourself is your fists, your thick tree trunk thighs and kickin' legs, and the hefty wobbling heave of your enormous cheeks to passively stunlock anyone you run past long enough for you to sneak out of sight
bro why patreon croppin it like that on the paste
oh well i can't say i hate it LMAO
get bigger hands