phera's hittin the beach for golden week and rockin the latest threads from Gholdengo Treasures... unlike the gold'kini last year, this time it's a somewhat more modest two-piece!... for her to BULGE and BALLOON out of when she does her customary lap around all the food carts on the beach. who is even setting these ill-fated spots up anyway, like they have to know by now that this golden bug bombshell is going to come clean them all out and upend all their stock into her ballooning gut before strutting away w/ an ass like two large fat beach balls
coco is doing damage control- jury's out on how much "damage" there is to "control", though, but better safe than sorry when you've got your agency's brand deals on the line