Early audio for ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III, Episode 7 - Gumball vs Baldi.
SASHA as Gumball Watterson
Josiah Majors-Irwin as Darwin Watterson
Eddiefrb as Baldi
Baldi:
Oh, hi! Gumball, was it?
I would chew you out, but the rules won’t love it
But if you think it’s Playtime, let’s get jumping
I’mma show you the ropes, ‘cuz you just don’t cut it
You may find the World of math is Amazing
When I neutralize your acid trip with The Basics
Please mind the dress code, Darwin’s going rabid
Take a crack at Penny but you’d better ditch the catfish
You’re wrong for the sum of it, it’s time for your punishment
But we’ll have to exit the halls, because I’m running this
Take it on the double chin, it’s not just my quarters that are shiny
Bald so hard that the bullies wanna fine me
Listen to the teacher
I’m inching out these measures at length to kill a meter
You’re bothersome, when talking evolving mommy’s love, I think Darwin won
Obviously, her favourite Watterson is her water son
Gumball:Dude, what the what? You’re like, totally bald
We went from principals covered in hair to one with none at all
I’d say your game’s a little old to try to join me to spit
So best enjoy it while there’s still time to MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
Stuck in a jam, you’re too weak (too weak!)
You got less pixels than Darwin’s nude feet! (nu- hey!)
And to me, it doesn’t matter you get madder every question
I guessed and got ‘em wrong cuz I didn’t pay attention
(Darwin “heys”)
So I’mma record this verse while I’m staying in detention
And then I’ll leave your new Least Favourite Tape replaying endless
I’ll get every hand in the air like taking attendance
Until you’re malfunctioning worse than one of your inventions (hey, huuuh!)
You’re like Slenderman’s Copycat at his day job (hey, huuuh!)
Bet he totally had you gagged at the face-off (hey, huuuh!)
Your school isn’t up to code for your lame students
So before I run, I wanna see your game do it (hey, huuuh!)
Baldi:
(groan) Gumball, you got the question wrong, study harder
Don’t flunk out, or you might end up like your father
You’re risking your career, I hear every door your shut
If you’re lucky, you’ll be working with your mom when you grow up (hah!)
You’re only significant, by my approximation
As the problem child of your whole denomination
So when they round you up and cut you off like truncation
That’s the common factor taken out of the equation
Gumball:
This dude suds up his shiny head and lets it air dry
Don’t you lecture me with that single file hairline
Got no class, so drop the act of warden
‘Cuz you’re no staff, you’re just the mascot horror
Hardly added polish in your Kickstarter, you Robbed ‘em
If I can count your polygons, you’re probably a problem
Another crappy game the world forgets and avoids
And this time, It’s best to leave this glitchy mess in The Void
Produced by Axys Beats
Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND