Early audio for ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. III, Episode 10 - Suction Cup Man vs Peppino.
Eddiefrb as Suction Cup Man
RecD as Peppino
Suction Cup Man:
(Hey, you, get off-a the tower!) Fuck you, I’m climbing your tower
Next time, try climbing outside instead of inside, save yourself a couple hours
You’re a bitch, I wrote you a diss
And it goes a little something like this
You’re a middle-aged pizza man, desperate for dough
Shouting out “look at me let myself go!”
Yeah, you gluttonous fuck
Get your greasy ass a tummy-tuck
You need liposuctioning or something
I wouldn’t be caught dead with those triple G cups
Gustavo is Toppin your bacon
You don’t wear the pants, you don’t even wear the apron
Buddy, I heard you’re in debt, and I’m terribly saddened
So take this - buy yourself a fucking salad
Peppino:
I was hoping you’d slip and you’d fall
I guess not, Mr. Stick-to-the-wall
Yes, you got it, I’m needing some dough
So leave me a loan, or leave me alone
And for pete’s sake, could you please wait
This tower is mine on the weekdays
Take a jump, you miserable lump
Perhaps you’ll have better luck up on Trump’s
Pizza pie making
Hungry to just get a piece of Piemations
Deep fry and bake him
Tossing and turning in bed at night trying to sleep but lie wakened
Dream of a day when a Suction Cup Lady might like you enough just to peek at your feeble two weak dried-up Raisins
Ditch you disgusted and drive away far
Roll down the window and forget who you are
Peppi taking no chance
No half-stepping, that oregano dance
Pepper on the pressure, I’m shaking with both hands
Pedal to the metal on meddling boneheads
Make all the jokes that you like, but we know you’re pan
I’m not the one calling myself Penis Man
And if your true love are these suction cup plots
Then you should reconsider tying the knot
Suction Cup Man:
Ew! Bitch, you stank!
That lap there got the P-U rank
It must suck just to be you
Sit there and see me
Do everything you can’t
Who let this guy cook? I’m getting fed up
It is your whole job to get your bread up
I climbed the corporate ladder in a day
Bet you’d suck my dick for a 401k (so do it)
Fuck Fake Peppino, you’re fake Wario
Fake Mario, sucker
You can stick those “doo-doo”s where the sun don’t shine
Do your job and hit the John, plumber
You’re not a veteran, nor are we peers
My stint in Korea exceeds your career
You’re stuck in the crust and I don’t mean the trenches
I’m ragebaiting dictators, you are defenseless
No Noise, Don’t Make A Sound now
Each time you sit down, you make the ground pound
Nothing to mock for, you’re quite the speedster
But I’d have the runs too if I ate your pizza
Give me hell, do your worst, but I’ll never die
You have hurt Suction Cup Man 0 times
A puny paisano with no will to live and no reason to try
Back to that guy
Peppino:
So the over-glossy photo copy wants to talk
You’re a cutout of a cutout, South Park off-brand slop
With the nerve to lecture me with an outhouse for a house
Do I need to make a Bagel just to shut your fucking mouth!?!?
I won’t take advice about money from broke nerds
Who are the only ones buying their own merch
And while you waste time annoying the fuck out of Business
Your plushies were going the fuck out of business
The truth is you don’t know a thing of my pain
You’ve got absolutely no skin in the game
So if I can’t kill you and nothing will help
Then go buy that rope and do it yourself
Produced by BMTJ & Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by VVDSOUND