Lately I’ve noticed that my clothes have been getting tighter all over. Something has been making me gain weight like crazy and I don’t know what it is!?
My butt has tripled in size, jiggling and clapping every time I walk! My hips get stuck in doorframes! My chest has grown to the point of needing a bra, sometimes leaking milk, even though I’m supposed to be a guy!? And most noticeably, my belly is enourmous! Constantly gurgling and rumbling, and the pressure is unbearable!
People keep asking if I’m pregnant, and at this point I don’t know if I am! Though I’ve definitely been eating for two… will maybe for like five or six…
I was so skinny and muscular just a few weeks ago, with a rockin’ summer bod, and now I look like a fertile mother, chest lactating, two massive jiggling orbs for a dump truck, enormous breeding hips, and a belly that looks like I’m having quadruplets!
I don’t see this growth stopping anytime soon…
Hope you liked the short story for the pictures! I forgot that I used to love writing short backstories for my post back when I used to post on Reddit. Let me know if you want more of it!
Anyways, sorry for the lack of posts this month! I’ve been super busy with a bunch of stuff and still kinda taking a break from everything. I think I’ll be back to posting on social media/twitter soon though!
I’ll also be making a few more posts here before the month ends to catch up on content for you guys!