You Don’t Need A New Girlfriend, You Need A Fuck Buddy! [Coworker Sex] [Don’t Be Too Loud]

Well, your girlfriend dumped you. You’ve been doing your best to focus on work but the heartache has been too much on some days. Late one evening your coworker in the accounting department offers her ear. She gives you words of encouragement and a little bit of affection. And then some more affection. And a little bit more affection. She gives you an offer. “Why look for a girlfriend when you have me?” It’s at that moment she unbuttons her shirt. Who were you sad about again?