Zuri has been an incredibly impressive coworker ever since they joined the office a few months ago. They always arrive early, they're constantly helping others, and their work efficiency has been nothing short of amazing.........But there’s one small problem. Their obsession with work has gotten slightly out of hand.
Staying up late, working well beyond their shifts, surviving almost entirely on donuts, snacks, and whatever food happened to be nearby eventually started catching up to them....... So, whether unfortunate... or perhaps fortunate depending on who you ask (u know what's my answer teehee), the alpaca ended up gaining nearly 300 pounds !!!!!!!
At this point, they deserve a raise for working that hard. And the funniest part is that Zuri genuinely believes nobody has noticed their sudden transformation. Except for Ariel...
After snooping through Zuri’s desk one day, they stumbled upon an old employee ID card from when Zuri first joined the company, back when they were basically a complete twink!