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Britain already has a royal family.

But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement.

The Beckhams.

For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making.

From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams…

Watch Finlay Christie’s stand up special, Aura Farmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQiTfnFNUQ 

Links from the pod: 

Brooklyn’s bacon sandwich on NBC: https://metro.co.uk/video/brooklyn-beckham-cooks-english-breakfast-sandwich-2518705/ 

Cruz’s music: https://wwsw.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7452826349779160352 

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POSTEDDec 9, 2025
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