Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025

Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize.

LINKS FROM THE POD:

Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1944719886992744913

Emmanuel Petit announces Pat Rice’s death: https://x.com/AlleyMatty/status/1881478083313906032