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I thought I deleted this old file, but found it and even tweaked the settings and fixed the jiggle physics.
I managed to fix this in like 10 minutes and that included the rendering time/me multi-tasking. First time rendering in Eevee, but I didn't see anything different when rendered in Cycles. Might actually keep playing with this file and make a proper loop.
Really wish I had a better Uzaki model for Blender though. In due time I'm sure save the money for such a model.