Hello Phriends, Pham and Phreebies!!
Happy Wednesday from Dan, Phil and the single ant that just crawled onto Phil's foot. (If you want to picture us, we're typing each letter of this alternately between us and using a different body part to press each letter.) We wanted to give you a PHUPDATE on all our evil schemes over here:
LIVE STREAMS
As you may recall.. we wanted to stream for everyone over here on Patreon and we collectively flattened the internet like a sexy multi-gendered godzilla - WELL Patreon tells us they have been busy beavering in their basement to fix it, so we're going to do QUICK SECRET 5 MINUTE TEST STREAM for all our Patreon followers (including Phreebies!) on TUESDAY 28th APRIL (7PM) UK)!
We're also actually leaving the house(??) this weekend filming something spontaneously adventurous for later this year 👀 so our next regular live stream will be SUNDAY 3RD MAY (7PM UK TIME!) with an exclusive afterparty for the Pham tier.
COMING SOON TO PHATREON
If you're a lurking Phreebie (hello) now is great time to be Phatreon-curious as we have a new TikTok react YouTube video coming this week, with an unhinged bonus video for our Phriends tier - as well as our weekly Podcast bonus yaps where Phil just likes to say crazy things about lovely old ladies that like to bake.
Also most importantly, tonight is the premiere of our BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (Phil's favourite show of all time) watch party for the Philm Club series, exclusive for our Pham tier!! Here's a sneak peek: 💁♀️
If any Phriends have phomo from merch drops and afterparties, now is a great time to jump up onto the Pham sofa with the vampires and gay hockey players!
PHAM MERCH UPDATES✨
For the Pham eagerly awaiting the membership cards - US CUSTOMS 🚔 is currently sniffing our crate of cards extra hard (because of Dan's face probably), so we're just waiting for it to clear before we release them into the world, hopefully starting to send them out this week! Also thank you so much to anyone who grabbed a limited edition Pham box, they’re in production now and we hope you love your secret socks and yes-cap caps when they're ready.
FINAL THOUGHTS
This new era is the most fun we've ever had™ feeling free and just having fun posting things, from dip ranking TikTok's, to Cocktail slamming YouTube videos - and 420 themed podcast episodes which we will probably regret when we run for public office in 20 years but for now we just want to say thank you!!!!!!!!!!! If it weren't for you guys over here none of this beautiful ocean of entertainment would be possible and we're grateful to be able to spend our days laughing together and hanging out with all of you!
TTFN
DIPPLE AND PIPPLE
ps we've been brewing something special for dan and phil shop! hopefully releasing next week (or soon after)