This is part of the Smite AU “Banquet” verse and is a sequel to A Bird and her Boi.
Warnings: Big dick and hipped Femboy, gassy femboy, bloated femboy, femboy scat, femboy ass expansion, light femboy-bimbofication, bloated girl, cheesy romance, M x F blowjob, femboy color gas, and female cum inflation.
Smite belongs to Hi-Rez Studios/ Titan Forge Studios.
Comments always loved! And I did nooot write this all in a day. I wrote 10 pages again but this was already started awhile ago.
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It had been a few days since the “incident” with Jing Wei and Nezha, she’d gone to her close (and really bad influence) friend Discordia and told her that something super embarrassing happened to them both, and after that, the two became even closer... though she did pop like a bird-loon... After laughing for a while at her, Discordia had given Jing Wei the relatively sound advice, that if she loves Nezha so much she should just embarrass him again and then date him! Jing Wei had panicked, steam practically flying off her from her burning cheeks as she’d punched Discordia on the arm. Saying she didn’t love him she was just happy to be with him! Something the goddess of Chaos had quite despised, and Jing Wei apologized for as Discordia rubbed her arm angrily while scowling at the bird-brained goddess. After calming down a bit, the rambunctious winged goddess properly thanked Discordia and decided to make a plan, but as Jing Wei was terrible at plans, seeing as her way to get revenge on the ocean and protect people was to dump rocks in a straight line for centuries… her plan was obviously doomed from the get-go. Though with her luck... her doomed plan might just work quite wonderfully.
Flying straight to Danzaburoh again, Jing Wei surprised the Tanuki God of trickery and shops, repeat customers were a bit rare though he treasured them almost as much as treasure itself. “Danzaburoh... I want more... you know! The stuff!” Jing Wei said, a wing and arm reaching for her face in shame. Her plan was simple and foolproof! To her at least it was, but still telling the tiny, furred merchant “Hey can you give me tons of farting powder again to make my godly boy crush bloated and gassy so he can get so embarrassed he asks me out and we can ‘date’?” really made her feel stupid. Luckily for the very determined but admittedly bird-brained goddess, Danzaburoh was quite the gifted merchant even if he often purposefully sold garbage to his clients. Hearing “I want more...” he instantly knew what she desired, one of his prized prank items.
“Of course! Say no more little goddess!” Danzaburoh’s fuzzy maw opened wide, even though she was taller than the bipedal raccoon, Jing Wei was practically acting like a kid at an ice cream store. Jing Wei huffed but couldn’t hide her excitement. “Now, do you want the product by itself or pre-added into some marked goods?”
“The second one... please!”
“Of course! No problem at all haha! Do you want the same dosage as last time or even... spicier?” Danza raised his furry eyebrows, he’d just gotten a fresh batch of Chaos Crush from Discordia, and while it killed him to actually pay for a product, that goddess of Chaos’ drink was starting to sell like sweet cakes among some of the goddesses. Danzaburoh just had to have some in his own shop. He could use it for pranks, as a quick smoke bomb that would let him escape in a hilarious fashion, or even use it to make some products even more wonderful! Danza had realized that if it were purified, the Chaos Crush was quite the delicious drink without the side effects! Though purifying it took a bit of help from any of the cleansing-gifted gods or their priests and priestesses. Which only meant he could sell purified Chaos Crush at a premium~. Perhaps he should partner with the goddess of Chaos before another goddess ‘halted’ production after being unknowingly subjected to the drink? Danza shook his head; surprised Jing Wei still hadn’t answered him during his day-plotting. “Little goddess? My wares won’t get fresher waiting you know?” Danza said politely but firmly as Jing shook her head out of the clouds.
“My bad! Uh... Placed into food and even better than before! And just like last time, one normal batch of food so it doesn’t stand out.” Jing smiled, her wings flapping lightly as Danza grinned.
“Very good! And as you come to me, only the best you will see! Though I’ll have to warn you, Jing Wei, this batch will cost a bit more as the ingredients will be positively divine.” Danza smiled and licked his furry lips. Jing nodded, a bit confused but not worried in the slightest. While she knew Danza was a trickster, he’d never tricked her so he shouldn’t be all that bad! She showed off her pouch full of celestial gold and Danza licked his lips, eyes practically turning into gold coins as he grinned from fuzzy ear to fuzzy ear. Danza grabbed what he believed was a ‘fair price’ which was only a biit over what she should have actually paid and threw them into his cart with a tinging clatter.
“Gooood! Then I’ll get to work right away. Would you prefer the same food as last time? Or would you like to fill out a special order?” Danza said, opening his small bamboo shop’s door and disappearing inside, his furry tail sticking out as Jing Wei wondered how he could fit anything inside such a small place.
“Uhh... it’s for a special meeting... what’s good for umm, setting a moment? I mean... what would you do to tell someone you like them?” Jing asked blushing a bit. Danza’s eyes widened, the raccoon dog sticking his head out of the shop, tilted at an adorable and inquisitive angle opposite his sly nature.
“You want to ask someone on a ‘date’ with my Gas Blast Powder?” The Tanuki lord was genuinely confused.
“Wha-no! No date! Forget I said anything!” Jing Wei was horrible at lying, but it was endearing in its own way.
“Of Course! Already done dear customer, but for the ‘forgotten thing’, in my humble opinion, I would bring some of their favorite food, some comfort food, and perhaps something nostalgic between the two of you.” Danza smiled, sticking his head back into the shop. His furry tail wagged as he jostled and moved items around inside. Jing Wei tried to look in but couldn’t see where he kept anything in such a tiny cart.
“Nostalgic... Ohh okay! Do you have some paper or a phone or something?” Jing Wei held out the shiny mortal device she now loved to use. Danza scoffed at the thing, it was a source of even greater mischief than he was! He preferred good old-fashioned pranks and preferred not using any such tech in said pranks. Danza stuck his head out and plopped a thick Japanese scroll on the counter of his tiny cart, the red embroidered scroll opened on its own, and out came a dripping brush.
“You may write in whatever language you prefer, the scroll is just like our voices,” Danza said earnestly. Jing Wei ‘oooh cool!’-ed and grabbed the brush, quickly writing a list of several foods she knew Nezha would love. She handed the scroll back to Danza who stuffed it back into his cart without looking. The tanuki god looked up at Jing Wei and gave a toothy smile. “Now my wonderful customer, last question... Delivery or Carryout?”.
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Jing Wei was happily flying over to Nezha’s celestial dwelling. A day had passed and Danzaburoh’s order had already been delivered. Now she was carrying the two large boxes stuffed with food by the tiny handles on them, technically making them huge baskets? Jing Wei had thrown away the little label on top saying the basket with the red sticker was for her desired target... and was really trying to keep that in her head as she flew towards Nezha’s. She’d absolutely hate it if she accidentally ate the spiked foods! Now all she needed to do was ask Nezha to hang out with her and eat the normal food as he got super gassy and embarrassed again... and knowing him and his angry outbursts he’d probably confess to her while throwing her against a wall with anger and lust! Jing Wei grinned at her genius plan, not realizing it was completely moronic in at least a dozen ways. Soon though she saw Nezha’s Celestial abode.
The Lotus Prince’s house was as gorgeous as he was, with a fiery flower motif and dazzling golds and reds all over, a few spears dotting the area as Nezha sure loved his weapons at times. Despite his nature as a hero, he had some villainous streaks in him as well after all. A mockup of his Red Ribbon flew through several of the spears making a cute little gate towards his home. The servants of the Celestial Realm had already departed for the day meaning Jing was in the clear as long as Nezha was home and not in a Match!
Jing landed after flapping gently through his ribboned tunnel… her heart was starting to pound like a hummingbird’s! “Ohh come onnnn come onn! Stop being stupid and just go ask him already!” Jing Wei slapped her cheeks and walked to the door with a happy but anxious bounce to her step. It was super easy… all she had to do was ask him to go to Janus’ thingamajig and Danza had handled the rest already! She took a deep breath and stood in front of his door… and then grabbed her phone and started texting Discordia.
[Discordiaaa!] Jing texted and after 3 seconds of no answer she started spamming her friend.
[DISCORDIA DISCORDIA DISCORDIA DISCORDIA DISCORDIA!!!]
[WHAT DO YOU WANT!?? IM BUSY!] Discordia’s response seemed upset. Jing Wei huffed and texted back quickly, still standing dopily in front of Nezha’s door.
[What if he doesn’t like it!? Or says no… or says he hates me!? Should I beat him up then? I think I’d cry first though…] Jing texted.
[…] D
[Are you standing in front of his door like some idiot right now??] D
[I am not an idiot! And how did you know!?] J
[I swear to- Just go fucking knock on his door and grab that ass already! Don’t text me until you do! Your interrupting my time with my Blimpy~ BYE BYE!] D
Jing Wei’s eyes opened wide. Blimpy!? Wait… that was one of her nicknames for Nemesis… Oh! She was doing lewd things to her sister again… gross… but that wasn’t fair!
[Wait Discordia what do I dooo!? My brain turned off I dunno what to say to hiiiim!?] J
[Discordia? Are you ignoring me!? HEEYYYYY! DISCORDIAAAAA!] Jing Wei furiously typed on her phone before the door in front of her opened. Her expression shifted to pure mortification as Nezha gracefully opened the door and stood there.
“Hey Jing. What’s up? I saw you flying in through the windows, but you didn’t knock or anything. Who you texting?” Nezha asked nonchalantly. Jing’s face reddened as her heart was thumping in her throat. No, Nezha could probably see it thumping wildly in the back of her mouth!
“I- I uhh… Discordia!” Jing stuttered out, her wings flapping excitedly. Nezha was so handsome and pretty looking today! His long flowing onyx hair, his gorgeous flawless creamy skin, his sharp yet kind eyes… that girly face with just a hint of boyish charm to it… and then she looked down and her heart stopped thumping and practically started screeching like a tea kettle or going ‘ZAMN!’ and ‘GYATT DAMN’ and ‘AWOOOOGA!’ like the weird and funny memes she saw on shuffle with the funny apps Discordia showed her how to use. There in front of her was Nezha… shirtless with a four pack and his gorgeous midriff… his Red Ribbon acting like a scarf around his neck and hanging lightly over his chest… and then she looked even lower to his Hakama… to his hips that were almost twice as wide as his shoulders... and despite the black Hakama doing it’s best to hide it, her eyes spotted that wonderous bulge, so small and cute right now compared to the giant monster it could grow into. Jing Wei’s eyes began to spin as Nezha looked at her in confusion
“Birdbrain, you okay? Is Discordia asking you to do something stupid again? I’m really going to whip that villain if she tries to trick you into one of her pranks again.” Nezha growled a little bit. And that only made Jing Wei’s face redden more. He was being protective of her!? Usually she would have gotten angry and said she never needed protecting, she could fight too even if she wasn’t as strong as him! But now… now it made her heart pound and she saw images of Nezha carrying her over the ocean after burning it all away, his huge butt bouncing every step as she hugged his chest. Jing’s eyes were really swirling now as little birdies flew in circles over her overheating head.
“Bwuh… Uh… Janus… Berillion Halls… you… ocean… butt?” Jing Wei said before wanting to drown herself for the second time. Did she actually just say that?! Nezha’s eyes widened before he grabbed the door and started laughing at her!
“Ahahah-Ahahahahahah! Oh, Gods Jing what was that!? Is your brain already scrambled? Or turned into an omelet now? Or perhaps it’s Kung Pao chicken with how red you are!” Nezha bent over as he kept laughing at her… this wasn’t how it was supposed to go at all! Jing’s face turned red, but not from embarrassment, a grumpy scowl grew on her face as her wings flared angrily.
“Shut up! Stop laughing!” She demanded, which only made him start laughing at her even more… Nezha was doubled over laughing now… which would have been infuriating if his big bubble butt wasn’t jiggling so much as he laughed at her!
“Ahahahahahahaha! Stop stop my stomach it hurts! Ahahahahahahaha! Okay… Okay… what’s up? I’m… pfff… I’m done. What do you need Jing?” Nezha was still grinning ear to ear as Jing Wei fumed. Her anger was still overriding her embarrassment as she thought of what to say, before her mouth just decided to blurt it all out anyways.
“You stupid jerk! I wanted to ask you out on a Date with me at Janus’ dumb fancy place! I even bought food for you! Jerk! Idiot! Go out with me!” Jing Wei’s little tirade was only halted when she slapped both her hands over her mouth, her lips still acting on autopilot and trying to beg-insult Nezha at the same time. Nezha’s eyes were as wide as saucers as Jing’s face lost all the anger and she could feel her eyes getting hot. (Oh no… no no no I screwed it up! Oh Gods I’m such a moron. Now he’s gonna say no and think I’m stupid and… Fuck… shit… I’m crying!? No this is so baaaad!)
“You want to go on a date with me to Janus’ Realm Hall?”
“Yeessss you idiot! *Hic* I just… fuuuckk I want you to date me! Shit I keep talkiiing! You’re such a butt! Uggh I’m gonna go!” Jing Wei was fully crying now, confused and angry as she turned around. Jing Wei didn’t know what she expected to happen next, about to flap her wings and take off and not come back for centuries! Well… probably like two or three days… But instead…
“I thought we were already dating? Why are you crying?” Nezha said, completely oblivious to her feelings and her admittedly over-emotional confession.
“Huh?” Jing Wei was so startled she just dumbfoundedly asked out loud as she turned around.
“Well… we did… connect already so I thought we were already a couple? You only… how do they say it now? Have sex with your partner right?” Nezha spoke matter of factly, despite his face reddening a tiny bitt. His crotch did twitch a tiny bit thinking of the last two times he ‘connected’ their Ying and Yang… the first would be called making love but the second was definitely just ‘fucking’ as the mortals said now…
Jing Wei couldn’t believe her ears. Did… did he really just say that even while she was crying!? This… this stupid jerk! He was so insensitive! Jing Wei bit her lip as anger bubbled through the phoenix goddess and she stomped her small feet on the ground as she glared daggers at him.
"You… already thought we were… oh... You! YOU GINORMOUS BUTT WITH YOUR HUGE BUTT! STUPID ASS FACE! I WAS SO EMBARRASSED! DUMB FUCK NEZZIE! YOU MADE ME CRY!" Jing Wei cried out in embarrassment as she began punching Nezha's side, tears flowing down her face after she'd just confessed to her best friend, and he’d responded like a dolt. Mixing modern swears with general talking, which only made Nezha even more confused as his smaller companion, though they were both quite short, raged against him softly.
"Stupid idiot! Stupid stupid jerk! Giant ass! Stinky shit face! Ahhhhhhh!" Jing Wei continued pounding on his side, though nowhere near hard enough to actually hurt the Lotus Prince. Nezha didn't know why she was crying or hitting him and didn't know if he should be angry or comfort her and apologize. But for some reason... maybe a bit of his devilish side he tried to keep down and didn't like, Nezha giggled. The Femboy's high-pitched laughter grew as he bent over, still getting softly pummeled by Jing Wei's fists.
"WHY! ARE! YOU! LAUGHIIING?!?!" Jing Wei screamed as she hit him even harder before tripping and falling over from trying to punch too hard. Her wings flared to stop herself before she felt Nezha's hands grab hers to stop her. Only for him to be laughing too hard and drop her on her butt. At this, Jing finally lost it too.
"*Sniffle* Ehe... Eheehee... Ahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!" The two mischievous youngster gods, one a calamity turned hero, the other a kind-hearted and mischievous fool. Innocent, curious, determined, and often woefully stupid, were laughing together before they began to hug as Nezha pulled Jingwei up.
"Ahahaha! Ahh~ " Nezha wiped his eyes with glee and looked at her. "Feeling better you weirdo?"
"You’re- heehee- the weirdo Nezzie." Jing smiled as she wiped her eyes.
"Ah, suuuure. Because I hit people and burst into tears, then start laughing crazily when I fall on my tiny butt." Nezha grinned. Jing gasped before giggling again.
"Well sorry, I don't have a huuuuge butt! I need small curves to fly!" Jing Wei deflected before spitting back. "Besides, you have more than enough ass for both of us~!"
Jing Wei giggled and tried to grab Nezha's huge 'boi cake' as she called it. Nezha deftly swayed his hips to avoid it, but was unable to do so for very long as she grabbed his belt with her left hand and squished against his chest. Her right hand was able to sink a few inches into his divine bubble butt as he stifled a quick gasp… a very girly and coquettish gasp.
"Hey! Hands off." Nezha gently growled as Jing giggled, until she felt a slight bump against her and her face reddened as she sensed Nezha's truly demonic cock had just throbbed from getting his fat ass groped. Flashbacks of just how big and powerful that thing could get raced through Jing Wei’s mind as her body felt hot, lust threatening to take over if she kept this up.
"All right all right Nezzie!" Jing backed up as their hug broke. Both of them blushing a lot. An awkward silence filled the air for several seconds before Nezha sighed and straightened up again.
"So? What do you wanna do now?" He asked.
"Well... If everybody else seems to be announcing they're dating left and right... if you want to..." Jing looked away nervously as she rubbed the back of her head, her wings flapped once, then twice in anxiety. As if she could flap her wings and blow all the nerves from her body.
"Of course! I don't mind Jing. Though you don't want me to start calling you Darling or something right? I swear Arachne forgot Medusa's name with how often she calls her that!" Nezha exclaimed. Jing Wei's cheeks reddened a little as she actually did like the name... but was too shy to ask for it.
"N-no it's all right."
"That's good. Cause I like your name Jing Wei, and I won't ever forget it!" Nezha smiled broadly as Jing's heart soared into the stratosphere. Her wings flared out fully as she gasped.
"Haha, pretty smooth right? I saw Achilles do it." Nezha giggled. Jing was too red-faced to speak for a moment still.
"You... you ass!" Jing Wei finally stammered out after nearly ten seconds of red-faced processing.
"Hey, hey! I meant it though okay! I just copied the words from Achilles but it's true." Nezha said before she could get upset. Jing looked at her feet in shame as her heart wouldn't stop fluttering.
"So... you wanna date me?" She asked, looking him in the eyes finally.
"Of course, you idiot. I've already connected with you twice!" Nezha spoke as if it were obvious, though his beautiful face was also blushing a bit.
"Heh... the mortals call it fucking now by the way... isn't that lewd?" Jing Wei grinned. Nezha's eyebrows raised at her.
"I think you are picking up some weird things from the mortals Jing Wei. And doesn’t that sound… I dunno, kinda gross?"
"Hey! Fucking is a powerful word! It can be used everywhere! Discordia taught me! You can have a fucking cool hat, a fucking good time, if something is awful you yell fuck, and if you like a person a lot you want to fuck them, but apparently if you hate them you want to fuck them up? Hmm… They are kinda weird… But they have tons of cool stuff too! Like moving plays called movies that have these crazy magic effects without having magic! Goooodsss I love Movies! There are so many cool ones and some are really bad but funny and they call those cheesy movies and some are really scary and some are just wooow!" Jing did love lots of mortal things now. She and Discordia were both constantly bringing new mortal toys into the Celestial realm. Jing had absolutely fallen in love with video games, Nezha hated them... for now, only because he was really bad at them still. But his competitive spirit meant he'd keep going back whenever Jing invited him, and soon he'd be able to beat her in a few of the games she owned. As Jing Wei rambled on and on about movies, Nezha thought out loud for a second.
"Okay… so it’s like an aggressive word that means whatever you want it to? Whatever… and yeah, that does sound cool. I do love plays. You said they have a giant screen or something and the people are trapped inside it?"
"Nooo. There's this... thing in the back of the room and it shoots a spell at a special screen! And the screen comes to life and replays the spell. Showing off all the actors and monsters and magic, on the screen! It's so loud and cool too! And they even have snacks you can purchase like Soda!" Jing was excited now. Nezha opened his eyes a bit wider... he did love the drink Jing Wei had brought him a few times called Soda... even if it made his stomach feel full of bubbles and he’d let out a loud burp or two to his embarrassment.
"I see... well there's a chance Discordia has already tasked the servants of the Berillion hall to make a... movie theater? Right? You already brought it up so do you want to see if Janus has a movie theater we can use? Or we can go to the mortal re-"
"Nezzie you genius! I didn't even think about that! Janus' giant house thing is customizable! We can do whatever we want there! I almost never go but last time I heard you and the guys made a mortal Water Park inside it?" Jing Wei bounded up and down on her feet with excitement.
"Yeah, we did! It was pretty much all of us guys, with Chang'e too though cause she and Hou Yi are almost never apart. There was a giant tidal beach called a wave pool, these huge metal and strange soft metal tubes called slides! You'd grab an odd floating device and sit on it and jump into the slide and ride the water all the way down. You actually go really fast and at the end, you fall into the water and sometimes fall off your floating tool and need to swim up!" At the mention of large amounts of water and needing to swim, Jing Wei got a little tepid, Nezha realized as he stopped and grabbed her hand.
"But, Achilles and Rama were these things called 'lifeguards' and they made sure nobody would get hurt in the water so everyone could have fun. There's also a really shallow place just to wade in and stuff, and a relaxing river where you just float in circles. Nothing scary if you don't want." Nezha said. Jing smiled and nodded.
"I'd like to try it maybe... maybe just the shallow one though... Sorry if that's lame..." Jing Wei muttered.
"It's not lame at all, Jing, I understand. Come on cheer up! You and I are finally 'dating' now, right? We can take the snacks you brought and go to the Berillion halls or somewhere else. Catch a 'movie' or something!" Nezha said. Jing Wei smiled and held his hand closer.
"Well... since we're dating now..." Jing Wei looked up at him a bit expectantly. Her cheeks reddening. Nezha was confused, not knowing what she wanted.
"Yes?"
"Well... You know!"
"No, I don't. What do you want Jing?"
"Oh, come on!" Jing Wei's cheeks darkened even more as her wings flapped again in agitation.
(Okay she's gonna start being annoying. Think, think. What do girls like when they are being girly? Hou Yi is always giving Chang'e flowers and holding her hand, I'm already holding Jing's hand though... there's no way she means connecting right now... though for some reason I kind of want to already... Hmmm... oh! Kissing! Arachne, Bellona, and Discordia are almost always kissing their girlfriends! Wait... isn't Discordia's girlfriend her sister? Ewwwww... Greek and Roman gods are disgusting...)
"Come here, Jing." Nezha gently pulled Jing Wei closer. Jing Wei gasped cutely as she was suddenly just an inch away from her best friend, boyfriend as of minutes ago.
"Y-yes?" Jing Wei almost squeaked. Nezha said nothing, only grabbing her face and placing his soft lips against hers. Jing Wei's eyes widened into saucers before she gave into it. Her wings fanning to their full length before furling in again.
"Mmhmm~" Jing Wei moaned into Nezha's mouth, taking him by surprise as his cock twitched and began to harden. (Shit shit control yourself! This is meant to be romantic!) Nezha wrapped his arms around Jing's waist and pulled her even deeper in. Kissing her more aggressively as their lips locked again and again for a dozen seconds at a time.
After nearly a minute of 'making out' as he'd overheard it. Jing pulled back, gasping for breath and weak in the knees.
"Wh- where nnhh~ where did you learn that?!" Jing panted and tried to collect herself. Nezha's own nerves burning away as he was proud he'd made her so flustered his first time kissing.
"Haha, just pure instinct and skill!" He grinned as she panted for another few seconds.
"S-sure! Who haa~ taught you?" She asked in disbelief.
"Nobody my panting chicken~ Now come on. Wanna go now or-"
"Panting chicken! You... grr... No. Let's go now before your demon lance pops me again." Jing grinned, this time the shoe on Nezha's foot as he looked down and saw his traitorous cock throbbing against his harem pants. Nezha hurriedly covered his huge cock, yet despite his efforts it was still growing before Jing’s eyes… getting longer and thicker than his arm and more and more like a third leg, or another divine spear~!
"Heehee~ he sure looks excited huh? I... I still can't believe how big you are..." Jing Wei's teasing began to fail as she gazed at that magnificent bulge traveling even past his knee and still going! Her cheeks flushed a different shade of red as arousal began to take over embarrassment.
"Hey hey shut it! Don't talk about that either!" Nezha demanded, embarrassed about his huge cock and bubble butt. Jing Wei pulled herself from its grasp and shook her head blushing a bit sheepishly, still aroused already.
"Okay, okay truce!"
"Wha- sure whatever! So you wanna go now? What about the food you brought?" Nezha asked.
"Oh yeah! Hmmm..." Jing Wei looked down at the basket of food she'd had delivered from Danzaburoh. She'd already forgotten why she got it though...
"Sure we'll bring it! I already got it so there's no point in buying more food. Unless you feel like stuffing that-"
"Shut. Up." Nezha threatened his girlfriend. Jing Wei grinned.
"Heehee come on Nezzie bro! Can you grab the food? We can go right now."
"Without my shirt on? Yeeeeeah suuure. Give me a minute Jing.” Nezha said as he turned and headed inside. Jing Wei pursed her lips… she didn’t want him to bring a shirt… but then a minute later Nezha came out fully dressed in some casual garb as he grabbed the large baskets effortlessly. “All right let’s go! But don't talk to Janus or the receptionist yet. I heard something crazy happened with the Goddesses at Tiamat's new beach. The calamity dragon was furious about that demon fox Daji.” Nezha hadn't heard what happened. None of the gods told him and all the servants looked terrified if it was brought up. But he knew if it was something crazy with the goddesses, he'd make sure it wouldn't screw up with Jing Wei somehow.
"Oh! That! Umm... good call." Jing looked away quickly as Nezha's fire wheels sprang to life. Double checking the two baskets of food and skating slowly across the ground as if it were made of ice.
"Waiiit. You know what happened?"
"I... I heard a few things... but I am NOT allowed to tell you. Goddesses only unless you were there to see... It was... suuuuuper embarrassing."
"Really. You, the gossip queen who likes to chatter almost as much as Discordia won't tell me what happened?"
"Noooo shut up. I promised I wouldn't. Nuwa even made me promise! And I am not as chatty as Discordia! That chaos goddess never shuts up!"
Nezha was a bit frustrated he didn't know what happened and apparently it was so secretive even Nuwa had made her promise. It only really made him want to know more... but Jing said it was super embarrassing... maybe it was like his bubble butt and what happened the other day with him and Jing? His cheeks reddened and cock throbbed at the memory, which only made him more ashamed. (Okay... if it was something like that happening to the Goddesses... I fully understand their shame and won't ask again...)
"You're right Jing. You're muuuch chattier than her." Nezha teased to get his mind off his pants and shame.
"You buuuuttt! I am not bro!" Jing laughed, Nezha grinned as her girly shame, which was very cute in its own way, was gone, and here was the chattery tomboy Nezha had become best friends with. He did really like both sides of her and loved seeing this new girly side the few times he'd seen it. (Well... I've already connected with her twice. So I think it's more like I love her isn't it?) Nezha blushed as he skated faster.
"Hey wait slow down. Neezzz" Jing Wei flapped faster, taking off to catch up to her boyfriend. The wind fire wheels blazing across the ground and air before the flames dissipated harmlessly.
"Haha. Catch up slow poke. You don't even have any weight slowing you down!" Nezha grinned, knowing Jing was staring at his bouncy ass as his hips swayed lewdly. He couldn't help it at all as he skated faster, flying up into the air and passing over the houses in the Celestial realm, heading towards the massive Berillion halls. "And stop staring at my butt!" he shouted red-faced. His harem pants were poofy but they could only do so much!
"That was meeeaan! I deserve two butt pokes for that!" Jing Wei laughed, flapping faster and catching up to him easily. The two flew above the paths as a few servants and gods waved to them unnoticed.
"What!? No!" Nezha blushed... though he couldn't lie, his butt was quite sensitive to her hands for some reason... "…If you beat me... you get one!" The Demonic hero said taking Jing Wei by surprise as Nezha's wheels grew twice as large and burst into an inferno. Nezha skated even faster through the air and hurtled like a blazing comet towards Janus' ever more popular temple.
"Wha- waaaaiiiit!" Jing Wei laughed and flapped her wings harder, the phoenix over the ocean quickly gaining speed as she raced to the halls to meet her boyfriend. However, Nezha was far too fast and was grinning ear to ear as he was already sitting down at the massive door steps. His sash flew around him excitedly like a puppy. Jing Wei had a bit of a scowl on her face. She and Nezha were highly competitive, and she was quite a sore loser.
"Too bad Jing, no butt for you~" Nezha grinned and grabbed the baskets before heading in. The two large doors opened on their own as Nezha was greeted by numerous servants, automatons, and magical dolls. Jing Wei followed behind, grumpily huffing... though she did smile a bit every time she saw a glimpse of that big butt wobble in his harem pants. Her own shorts tightly squished her small butt. (I feel like I’m forgetting something kinda big... but who cares... I don't mind losing as long as I can see that juicy thing bounce! ... Okay I still hate losing though.) Jing thought as Nezha said hello to a few of the Gods in the line to register a room for the night.
Nezha and Jing waited their turn before they were greeted by Janus himself. The two-faced god of doors greeted them as a young man.
"Hello Nezha, Jing Wei. To what do I owe the pleasure of visiting my private realm?"
"Hello Janus, we request a private room-"
"With a movie theater!" Jing Wei interrupted. Janus' young face quickly changed to the Elder's with a deep scowl as Nezha sighed.
"Young lady. Interrupting is extremely rude. If no God has taught you manners yet, I will suggest-" Elder Janus began lecturing as Jing Wei began to groan and looked to Nezha to save her. Nezha barely contained his snickering as she deserved it. Though he himself had been scolded by Elder Janus before for nearly eight minutes when he'd interrupted Hou Yi at the waterpark reservation...
After a short three minutes of the blessing and importance of good manners. Janus' head spun around and the young-faced god was back.
"Apologies for that! Now then, what would you two like for tonight's room?" Young Janus asked. Nezha stifled a laugh as Jing was silently fuming, her wings dragging low as if she'd been wounded. As verbally she had been by the irritating but well-meaning elder god.
"Hehe-ha~ Excuse me." Nezha giggled cutely as Jing fumed even more but kept quiet this time.
"We would like a chamber for just us, styled like a mortal "movie theater", with several different types of seating, a table or two full of what mortals usually bring to movies, a large bed, and a bathroom, please," Nezha spoke. Jing Wei was surprised by how detailed he'd made it, she would have just asked for a movie screen...
"Understood!" Young Janus replied happily.
"I will finalize it in a moment, any other requests for you two?" Young Janus asked. Nezha took a moment to think.
"A lot of soda! Please..." Jing Wei said, a bit excited already even after the annoying scolding.
"Of course! Then a second confectionary table stacked full of mortal bubbling delights. Anything else?"
"A change of clothes for both of us." Nezha thought out loud. A sly grin over his face as Jing blushed. However, he was unaware of how good of a call that was for the wrong reasons.
"Understood! I have added that to your request. Today the halls are rather empty, the servants have already prepared much of your room. Are there any particulars you would like for the 'movie theater'?" Janus asked.
Nezha was stumped and looked over to Jing. Jing grinned broadly. "Oooh a dozen! Nezzie you'll love these." Jing Wei said before listing off a dozen movies to Janus.
"Now then. With that out of the way. Here is your key! As is always the case, you have the entire night to enjoy yourselves, the Halls will disappear in the morning, and you will be billed by lunch of the next day, the standard fare of one Gold Coin or One Exhilarating Story! If you ever need to leave your room, the key is absolutely necessary to regain entrance to your exact chamber." Janus handed the key to Nezha who tossed it to Jing Wei as he grabbed the two baskets of food. Unaware one was coated in Danzaburoh's Gas Powder, only this batch was made with a potent bit of Discordia's Chaos Crush as well for double the oomph.
"Thank you, Janus. Have a good night." Nezha spoke, Jing Wei repeating a moment later as the next group in line stepped up to make their request.
"Okay... I've never been here before soooo what do you do? And how does he just have all this stuff?" Jing Wei asked fiddling the crystal key in her hands. Nezha grinned and walked up to the doors on the side of the hall.
"First, just walk up either of the two doors on the side. And put your key in, it's the only way into your room and the rooms will disappear in the morning as he said. Second... I've got no idea! It's crazy huh?" Nezha grinned as Jing held the key to the light before putting it in the doors. The door glowed as bright as a star before opening as the two walked in. The doors closed behind them as the halls cycled and the next group readied to enter their own room.
Nezha set down the two baskets as he and Jing Wei gasped in awe at the room in front of them. It was the first time Jing Wei had been inside the Berillion halls, and while Nezha had been in before it still surprised him to see how fast and crazy the room was prepared. A room that could fit dozens of gods comfortably on a bed of their own was prepared for the two of them alone as Nezha and Jing Wei scanned and explored. A large bed in the back with beautifully ornate crystal and metal framing yet as soft as clouds as Jing Wei jumped atop it and laughed with glee.
"This is awesome! Holy shiiiit!" Jing Wei bounced atop it as her wings flapped over and over, doing a pose every few bounces as Nezha laughed at her.
"Yeah, it's amazing! Oooh over here!" Nezha went over to the sides. Two large tables stuffed with common theater food items and Soda. "Wooah! Jing what are these foods?" Nezha stared at the second table, there seemed to be a large bubbling bowl of cheese, many flat disks of some pale dish with salt, what looked to be peppers in a bowl already sliced... a strange machine with two swirling colors inside it, and several cups to the side of it. What must have been a dozen types of candy! What Nezha remembered from a conversation with Bellona was a food called Hot Dogs. Was this what Mortals had during movies!?
"Oooohh yes yes yesss! Nezzie you'll love these they're called Nachos bro!" Jing Wei flew off the bed and grabbed a bowl, grabbing dozens of the flat salted disks and pulling out the ladle from the pot of bubbling cheese. Nezha watched in amazement as Jing Wei poured the bubbling cheese all over the strange snack before handing it to him. “Here! Take a few chips and put 'em in your mouth! They're really crunchy but soft!" Jing Wei grinned ear to ear as she held the bowl out.
Nezha was wary for a moment before he sighed and grabbed some, he was pretty hungry and they did have all night. Getting a bit of the hot cheese on his fingers he put a few in his mouth and bit down. His eyes widened as the crunchy snack seemed to melt in his mouth! Salty, fluffy, cheesy, and absolutely delicious! No! Positively devilishly addicting!
"-Hmmgh! Jing Wei this is... this is!" Nezha had already grabbed a second handful and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Heeheee~ Discordia would say 'fucking balling!' hahaha! Aren't they great!" Jing Wei grinned as Nezha kept chewing and soon he’d emptied the bowl of all the crunchy cheese-coated snacks.
"Jing... try not to pick up all of Discordia, or Mortal's weird words..." Nezha looked at her as she rolled her eyes.
"Like you didn't say 'Shit!' a dozen different ways when you crash-landed last week during the match. I was surprised your mouth could be fouler than that big butt!" Jing Wei grinned and deftly set the messy bowl onto the snack table as Nezha flushed bright red.
"Hey!"
"I know I know you don't have a foul ass, it smells like Lotus blooms!" Jing Wei grinned ear to ear as Nezha's cheeks reddened even deeper.
"Wha- you did not!" Nezha looked ready to attack Jing Wei as she laughed before jumping back.
"Relax, relax! I swear I have not told a soul! Or a dead one even! Only I know that butt of yours-"
"Another word Jing. Another word I swear I'll force-feed you all the snacks on that table till you make a stuffed hen look small!" Nezha growled as Jing stopped, though her smirk remained as Nezha 'hmph'ed and looked at the other food stuffs.
"Fiiine! You eat some more, I'll figure out how to put the movie on!" Jing Wei quickly left Nezha behind and ran away from the two tables, there were several chairs of varying sizes all in pairs in front of the massive screen that took up an entire wall and even seemed to be a part of the ceiling! Two normal chairs, two reclining chairs, two huge cushiony theater chairs she'd seen once before... and two... large seats that had blankets and sheets?
"I don't think I've seen these before..." Jing Wei muttered as she found a pedestal in the middle of the room. A stack of the twelve movies she'd requested and a few others on the pedestal. Jing Wei pulled out her mortal phone from her shorts and looked over at her... boyfriend. Blushing a bit, she snuck a photo of him. Nezha was bent over taking a few pieces of candy from every bowl and eating them one by one. But Jing Wei was really looking at how just bending over made Nezha's harem pants look about to burst with his big bubble butt! And the way his long flowing hair was resting down his ass…
"Mmhph~" Jing Wei bit her lip. Besides it being gross that Discordia combined, er, made holy union with her own sister. Jing used to tease her chaotic troublemaker friend for how she seemed to lose herself whenever Nemesis walked by. That humongous ass wobbling like Jello or marshmallows with each step! Jing Wei had said she couldn't understand... but now... as Nezha's large butt shook and his face lit up in glee stuffing another handful of candy down his face in excitement, Jing Wei believed she finally understood what Discordia was talking about. (Goooods the way that huge butt bounces just makes me wanna smack it even if he punches me... Haah stupid girl I'm head over heels for him! I wanna… wanna knock his rocks off till I fucking explode!) Jing Wei blushed as she shook her head and looked at the pedestal. Unlike her mortal phone she had no practice using this thing, but-
"Aha!" There was a scroll right on top of the Movies for her to see how to use it. "Ohhh that's simple. Sick!" Jing Wei pressed the button in the center and grabbed the first movie, opening it up and placing the disk inside before it closed and suddenly the screen in front of them both came to life.
"Woah!" She heard Nezha gasp as she lit up with glee. The whole room was bathed in light as the new movie Jing Wei and Discordia had seen a week ago in the mortal realm started to play!
Nezha ran over, his hands covered in sticky sugary mess from eating a handful of nearly every candy already, wiping them with several thin white towels and napkins as he stared up at the moving wall.
"That's... there's words moving across the wall without any magic!" Nezha looked over at Jing who beamed back at him.
"Yeeep! That's a movie! These are just the opening credits though, the movie will start in a few minutes okay? So, we got time to grab our snacks if you didn't eat 'em all!" Jing Wei nudged Nezha in the side as the girly god “eeped” and covered his mouth.
*Urrp!*
Nezha blushed as a tiny plume of red left his lips from the jostling. The sultry, fragrant, and slightly spicy scent of Lotus left his lips for just a moment as Jing Wei's eyes widened and he glared daggers at her.
"Woah. How much did you eat Nezzie?"
"Shut up! I barely ate any! It must be all the sugar in that slop!" Nezha fumed for a second, embarrassed and trying to slightly lie his way out as the calamity hero often did when troubled.
"Heehee suuuuree whatever you saaay Nezzie. I bet if I picked up your shirt your tummy would say-" Jing teased following behind him. Nezha turned with red cheeks and an evil glare in his eyes.
"Jiiing!" Nezha growled out. Jing Wei giggled and shut her mouth, knowing if she pushed farther she'd probably get a punch on the shoulders or a bonk on the head.
"Okay okay! Come on let’s grab everything and go sit down before it starts!" Jing Wei ran past Nezha, her wings brushing him in the face as he smiled and grabbed her hand. "Eek- Dude what are you- Mmmph!" Jing wei was startled as Nezha pulled her in and kissed her deeply. Their second kiss now as her eyes glazed over, the kiss going for several seconds as Jing Wei's wings flapped lazily. Nezha finally pulled away as he smiled, Jing Wei blushing with quite a dopey expression on her face.
"Hah, now we're even!" Nezha laughed and brushed past her, pulling her along as she felt as light as a cloud, dazed and smiling for a few moments before she managed to pull herself together.
"Th-that was no fair! It caught me off guard is all!" Jing stammered out as Nezha let go of her hand, Jing Wei slightly wishing she hadn't said anything.
"I know, that's why I did it!" Nezha laughed and grabbed the two Baskets.
"You ass... nnf~" Jing moaned a little as Nezha tried to keep his erection down.
"Come on, you said the movie would start soon, right? I'll put these by the seats, and you can bring over some snacks. All the food in the Berillion halls is enchanted to stay as hot or cold as it's supposed to be all night long until the Halls disappear! Oh yeah, I almost forgot!" Nezha stopped and scanned around the room as music began to play from the massive screen in the wall, the movie finally starting properly. (Where is it... I know I asked for one.) Nezha scanned the great room for the bathroom before he saw it. It... what??
"What kind of stupid thing is this?? Who would want that, a foul bloated thing from Naraka??" Nezha was temporarily pissed as Jing Wei realized what her best friend and boyfriend was getting angry over. There on the opposite side of the wall was a large toilet, but only one wall separating it from the rest of the theater. Meaning whoever was on it would only have privacy if the other person was in the theater seats and actively trying not to listen to whatever noise came from the 'bath-wall!'
"Nezhaaaa you idiot, you should have specified a better bathroom!" Jing Wei flushed. Nezha whipped around in a second.
"Me!? I asked for one! If I didn't we'd be forced to leave the Halls together, run to the nearest bathroom with the key in hand, and then come back together with the key, or else one of us would be trapped inside or out till the Hall disappeared in the morning!" Nezha's temper was rising as Jing could see his sash swirling around him agitated, the temperature around her boyfriend beginning to climb. Quickly she bounded to him in two steps and two flaps and grabbed his shoulders.
"Hey hey, it's okay! You were right... we just gotta pace ourselves and... Whatever happens in here stays in here right?" Jing Wei blushed as Nezha sighed, calming down at her touch and nodding.
"Yeah... I still don't know why Janus only likes giving out one key no matter the group size. It makes no sense to me!" Nezha sighed as he walked forward with the two baskets towards the screen and seats. Nezha gently put one basket down before grumpily slamming his big butt down on the reclining seats with the other still in his hands. The chairs were honestly massive! Even his… rather round rear still had several inches of room before the armrests rose from the chair like a border wall.
Jing stayed at the table and raised her voice to speak as the movie was starting to play. A woman was running through a strange village as people shouted in the background. Nezha looked at the screen and felt his anxiety rise, feeling the urge to save her, but according to Jing Wei these movies were all fake and nobody was actually in danger.
"Maybe it's because the Halls are like a treasure? And a treasure with many keys isn't much of a treasure?" Jing Wei asked as Nezha stood staring at the movie. Entranced by the woman in peril, his eyes widened as a shadowy figure leapt above the houses just behind her as the people chasing her on the ground began to gain on her. Shouting to catch the Witch and burn her. Nezha felt a bit of anger at the foolish villagers, behaving just like his people when Ao Guang had demanded his surrender...
"Nezzie? Come on I thought that was smart... Nezzie?" Jing Wei was carefully balancing a few plates of food and several soda cans in her hands as she walked over to her divine companion. Jing Wei saw him staring intently at the screen and would have smiled if he weren't scowling at it, his hands slightly crushing the basket handles in agitation. Jing Wei quickly set down all the snacks she'd brought and let the sodas fall onto the nearby reclining seat as she grabbed him out of the trance.
"Hey, Nezha, it's okay! It's all fake, all right? This movie is one of my and Discordia's favorites, but I didn't mean for it to upset you! Here I'll go change it okay?" Jing said as Nezha snapped out of it. Still a bit agitated but now blushing a little.
"Ah, no no! I'm... I'm sorry. It's just... those villagers... they disgust me! She's obviously not a witch and yet they are chasing her down just because of that bastard man at the start!" Nezha said. Jing Wei took his hands and slowly lowered the baskets to the ground, the handle of one a bit splintered from Nezha's grasp.
"Do you want me to change the movie then?"
"No, this is one of your favorites, right?"
"Yeah! But I don't wanna make you unhappy... This is reminding you of your Dad isn't it..." Jing Wei blurted out. Nezha's face darkened for a moment as Jing winced before he sighed deeply.
"Yeah... I'm sorry."
"No that was stupid of me! You can punch me for that."
"No Jing, I wouldn't hit you out of anger like that..."
"Well... shit! Okay! Umm... look Nezzie, at the rooftops, see the shadow following her is getting closer?" Jing tried to change the subject. She was sure he'd love this movie; she'd just been a fool and forgotten how much he had suffered before... Just like her fear and hatred of the sea, he had his own problems and fears. She should have known better! But knowing how to party would hopefully get them over this bad bump.
"Yeah... is he a hero? But why is he just jumping from room to roof instead of helping her already?" Nezha asked as Jing pushed a button on the reclining seat for Nezha and Nezha was startled for a second as the seat suddenly lifted his legs and now, he was lying down! A cute little gasp of surprise left him as his legs were pulled out beneath him and he was now looking straight at the movie, but with Jing’s reassurance, Nezha stopped looking so grouchy and gave a small smile. Jing sat on the large bed-like seat and felt the soft sheets beneath her as she looked up at the screen with a bit more of a smile.
(Oh my Gooodsss his butt almost fills the whole thing! I think two of me could sit in one of those seats! And wow this is so soft!!!) Jing thought before she spoke up. "Just watch okay? I think you'll like it a lot." Jing Wei said as Nezha adjusted his large butt. He smiled sheepishly and watched as the woman was cornered, his anger rising a bit before with a flourish, the shadowy figure hopped in front of her and the mob of villagers. The figure tore off his cloak, and a handsome man in a mask and brightly colored clothes calling himself the Arrow of Light bowed to them all. Telling the Mob the woman was no Witch and to leave, he would personally see that the Witch rumors were investigated and make sure no one else in the village was taken.
As Nezha watched the man change the crowd's fear to hope, he began to smile and relax again. The man eventually told a few jokes that made him laugh as the mob dispersed and he took care of the woman, getting her name and asking what she knew. He kissed her hand and said tonight the Arrow of Light would shine over them all before disappearing. Nezha gasped as the sky began to darken, the villagers all afraid and looking out from their windows, until an arrow of light was shining bright in the sky. A red arrow illuminated the village for a minute as the villagers heard shouting. The witch had come but the hero had stopped her! The Hero unmasked the Witch, and everyone gasped as it was actually the man from the start who accused the innocent woman!
"What!? That swine!" Nezha swore at the screen as Jingwei giggled.
"See! It's pretty good huh?" Jing Wei smiled as Nezha blushed from his outburst. The villagers were cheering on screen and gave the hero some of their money and food as he rode off on a horse, the music rising as he headed for the next town to save.
"Okay, there's no action for a few minutes. Pass me some snacks!" Jing Wei grinned as Nezha nodded, taking himself from the movie and looking to his left at the stuffed chair. He grabbed a soda for each of them, and two bags of the strange golden balls.
"It's called popcorn, it's uhh... popped corn and butter and salt." Jing Wei smiled.
"What's corn?"
"A food duhhh! Gimme gimme!" Jing Wei took the popped-corn bag and soda from his hand and lied back down on her large bed seat. Nezha popped some of the popcorn into his mouth and his eyes widened. It was super airy and thin, yet salty and buttery and delicious as well! He fiddled with the soda can for a second before the tab cracked open and he took a sip. Careful not to chug it and upset his stomach. Unlike Jing Wei who quickly chugged the whole thing and coughed. Nezha looked over at his girlfriend as she punched herself in the chest before her mouth widened.
*UUUrrrrrroorrpp*
"Hooof Excuse me! Damn, that was a good one." Jing Wei blushed and sighed in relief as Nezha snickered. By other Goddess' standards, that burp was barely a whisper! He'd heard belches from several of the goddesses far louder than that! Let alone a burp from the Norse goddess Sol or Jing Wei's friend Discordia, Nezha had heard them burp once before and it shook the whole room and that was considered a tiny one! Apparently, the goddess Sol could burp so loudly entire houses fell over! He didn’t believe that though…
"Good for an ant maybe~" Nezha teased her as she blushed and scoffed.
"Oh sure. Just because I'm not flying in the air from how loud my burps are doesn't mean they are tiny. Plus it's better to be tiny with gross things than huge! You should have seen- Op!" Jing Wei clapped a hand over her mouth as Nezha realized she was about to spill an embarrassing secret she had seen. (That narrows it down a lot. A goddess must have had a very powerful 'outburst' on Tiamat's beach because of Daji... poor goddess.) Nezha had pretty much pinned the tail on the dragon with his guess and finished all his popcorn and soda without even realizing it. Nezha looked down at the bag as the hero began to talk to someone else on screen, a shady-looking man who promised him that there was danger in the next town and only his items could help. As the hero began to make witty jokes and bargain with the slippery salesman, Nezha felt his stomach bubble a bit and his cheeks reddened severely.
(No no no keep it down! Foul stomach, behave! I can't believe I drank the whole soda already. Hnn shit it's coming up!) Nezha felt his throat bulge and covered his mouth quickly.
*UUURRRPPP*
A shorter but much louder than Jing Wei's belch escaped his lips along with red gas as he blushed even deeper. Jing's eyes widened as she looked at her boyfriend. Taking a peek at his belly before quickly looking at his face. (What's wrong with me!? I'm becoming a pervert like Discordia! Every time Nezha's butt jiggles, his belly rumbles, his... massive spear bobs, or his pretty face smiles I just lose all my thoughts! Is this what love is like? Ever since he made love to me it's like I've been cursed and my heart flutters whenever he does anything!)
"Ngh, sorry Jing. I didn't mean for that to slip out. Jing...?" Nezha looked over at his girlfriend who was staring at him dreamily before she snapped her head away and blushed deeply.
"N-nothing! Just watch the movie! And pass me more snacks!" Jing Wei snapped as Nezha nodded, confused why she seemed so embarrassed yet so upset. Did his burp really gross her out that much? He shifted in his seat a bit embarrassed and passed her some candy and a bowl of Nachos. This time he wouldn't eat any... they still had the basket of food for them both after all.
"Th-thanks..." Jing Wei muttered and quickly ate the colorful sugary worm candy. Nezha smiled.
"Of course! And I really like this movie so far. The hero is funny but kind, though he is pretty weird at times." Nezha smiled as Jing Wei relaxed.
"... Yeah, hehe, he is pretty weird at times, but it makes the movie funnier. Oh, this next part is great! Pass me another soda please!" Jing Wei was leaning over and Nezha looked at her, her beautiful wings, her cute hair, her cute face with a bit of cheese on her cheek. He smiled and felt his own heart flutter, before his 'demon' pulsed once, wanting to harden just from staring at her. (Ah! Down you beast. She's just watching a movie with me and asking for snacks! I'm not some lecherous worm that wants to join our energies just because she looked pretty!) Nezha fought against his rising arousal for a second until it calmed down and he sighed. Grabbing a soda for Jing Wei, and more snacks for himself to ease his mind. (Hmm... the hotdog looks good. There's a bunch of red and green on it... I know yellow is mustard but is the red spicy too?)
Nezha handed Jing Wei her second soda as she popped it open, but instead of chugging it again, she stared transfixed at the screen. Nezha smiled before he sat the hotdog on his lap covered with napkins, grabbing a second soda himself.
On the movie the tension was rising as this village had strange dark clouds over it.
"Mhmmm!" Nezha moaned girlishly as he bit into the hot dog. It was delicious too! Pork and some other meat in the strange little tube, he thought it would be spicy but it was so sweet as the bread and meat and sauce melted in his mouth.
"Shh this is like the 2nd best part of the movie!" Jing Wei shushed him to his surprise, her eyes glued to the screen. It was really cute honestly... Nezha nodded before realizing she didn't see him nod and ate the rest of the hot dog as he too lost himself in the movie. The brightly colored hero riding on the horse through the dark village, the people not trusting the hero and thinking he could be a demon, the hero saying Demons were not real and he would find the culprit for gold and housing. But this time the people did not fall in love with his charm! They called him a fool and told him to run for his life. The hero was surprised and tethered his horse. He would stay the night in the village and investigate even without pay.
Nezha felt a hand lightly hitting his arm and looked over. Jing was still glued to the screen but was gently hitting his arm.
"What, Jing?" Nezha asked, he also didn't want to miss anything as a howling pierced through the village!
"More snacks... and your hand... please." Jing Wei said Nezha looking over with wide eyes and saw she was blushing a little and staring at him now.
"Th-this part's scary okay! But awesome!" Jing Wei quickly defended herself as Nezha tried not to laugh at how cute she was. He nodded and grabbed two pretzels, though they were shaped like bows, unlike the long ribbons he was used to. He grabbed both small cups next to the pretzels, one yellow and one gold, and put them between him and Jing Wei, then with the pretzels set up, he held her hand as she squeezed it. Smiling adorably as she messily split her pretzel into a small piece and dipped it into the yellow sauce. Nezha realized after a moment it was hot cheese as well and his mouth watered. Before the hero shouted and Jing Wei gasped, both of them holding hands tighter as the barn the Hero was sleeping in was being attacked by something.
The door cracked as a powerful thing hit it, the Hero yelling for the man to stop before he fired an arrow through the door and hurt him. Only for lightning and rain to start over the village, falling through the holes in the roof as huge claws suddenly pierced through the door. The hero gasping and readying his bow, shooting an arrow at the claw. Only it just made the creature angrier, tearing the door more as the Hero bounded up a ladder through the rain. The screen showed a large red eye pressed against the hole in the door before the same howl was even louder than before, the door shattering as the creature burst into the Barn. The Hero was already outside however, firing his special arrow into the air as it burst aflame, a red arrow lighting up the village as the creature's claws came over the roof's edge, the Hero yelling in fear as he jumped off the barn and rolled through the grass. Lightning and the red arrow illuminated the monster as it stood atop the roof, a massive wolfman two men tall.
(A demon! There's no way he can beat it! It's going to eat him!) Nezha was wide-eyed and absentmindedly eating his pretzel as the Hero grabbed his horse and was riding out of the village towards the mountain. The beast followed him.
Jing Wei was gasping and squeezing Nezha's hand over and over as the Hero retreated into the mountain, the wolf man chasing behind him and howling as the red arrow in the sky began to fade. Only lightning and the Hero's torch lit the perilous path as the howls seemed to sound all around him. Nezha opened his second soda and drank it. Wide-eyed and trying to think of how the Hero could save himself from the demon as a mortal. (He needs to know its weakness! It must be fire or metal! It's much too fast and strong for him to fight. Look out!) Nezha shouted in his head as the Hero barely dodged a large rock, his horse neighing and rising in fear. The Hero fell off his horse as the frightened creature ran off into the mountains, neighing in fear as the howling only got louder. The hero extinguished his Torch and grabbed his bow, ready to make a final stand.
Nezha reached with his left hand, already out of pretzel and his second soda. Not realizing his belt was a little bit tight as he grabbed a second bag of Popcorn and opened it. Quickly munching down the delicious salty treats as he worried about the hero. Jing Wei practically hid herself with her wings and gasped every few seconds quietly as the Hero stumbled on-screen at every howl and burst of lightning.
Nezha soon finished the 2nd bag of popcorn and the second can of soda already, then a few more snacks as he was fully distracted. His belly was beginning to bulge as he adjusted himself in his seat, his abs turning into a slight muffintop. His eyes were glued to the screen as his wide hips shifted a bit to stay comfortable. His belt felt a bit tight but he barely noticed. The hero was on top of the mountain now, exhausted and soaked as the storm raged around him. Almost perpetually lighting the sky as the monster stalked behind him, there was nowhere to run! Nezha and Jing Wei were both wide-eyed, even though Jing Wei had seen this movie a few times already, Jing Wei squeezed Nezha's hand tightly as she whimpered on her bed seat. Her large wings covered most of her face as the beast growled, the Hero standing atop the peak and shouting. The creature looked horrific as the camera zoomed in on it, a long red tongue flapping in its maw, rows of sharp teeth, some white, some yellow, some rotted, some still clinging on to black chunks of what must have been old flesh… The beast stalked towards him, its eyes shining as it seemed to grow before their very eyes and the hero’s too. Nezha reached to his left for more snacks and quietly kept eating, not noticing his belt getting tighter and tighter as his abs were fighting their hardest to avoid completely disappearing into a puffy muffintop doming out in his lap cutely.
"What are you!? Another man in a mask? A demon?! I do not believe in such things! There is no supernatural world out there! If you are going to kill me, at least let me know the truth!" The Hero shouted, his knowledge of the world-shattering. Every foul beast, Witch and demon he'd encountered on his travels had just been another man, woman, or animal in a costume. Greedy corrupt people, or psychos trying to avoid getting caught. But this thing... it was real. The creature seemed to laugh darkly as it stood on its hind legs. Eye-level with the hero even though it was below him as it took another step forward. It did not speak, but the laughter from its maw rose as its claws readied. The storm was beginning to fade as the beast looked up at the sky and growled. The beast returned to all fours as it lunged at the Hero. Shadow following the beast like a cloak as the creature readied to claw the Hero in two!
"EEEEEEEEE!" Jing Wei shrieked and startled Nezha worse than the movie as she hugged him as best she could. The monster barely missed the hero as he slid, falling down the mountain and clawing deep grooves in the ground as it stopped its momentum. The hero saw the storm was fading as the clouds were thinning, though there was less lightning to help him see as well. He turned and ran down the path as the beast howled but did not give chase.
After a minute of running, the storm was gone, the mountain path flooded, the moon was out and the hero was helpless, and yet the beast did not come. It had disappeared. The hero fell to his knees in fear, tears mixing with the rain-soaked to his face, and he prayed for the first time in years for his God, though he also cursed his God, saying this did not make sense and his God had forsaken him.
The Hero fell asleep on the mountaintop as the screen showed time flashing fast, morning came and the Hero began to walk down the mountain to retrieve his bow and see if the horse made it.
"Goooodss that part always gets me! Sorry I shrieked..." Jing Wei huffed as she broke from the hug. Nezha smiled at her.
"It's fine. That was... intense! Though you scared me more than the movie." Nezha smiled as he adjusted himself once more now that both hands were freed. "I cannot believe the mortal escaped the demon! Is the movie over?" Nezha asked, Jing Wei tilted her head cutely, like an inquisitive bird.
"Hmm? No, now we’re about a third through the movie, where he realizes there's been a whole other world around him the whole time. But it's like ten minutes of nothing to destress after that. So, we can eat in peace." Jing Wei smiled as Nezha nodded.
"I see, it is quite long! I'm surprised you can sit still for so long Jing!" Nezha grinned as Jing scoffed, smiling and lightly flicking his arm.
"It's already been over an hour you know. And I can sit still if it's something fun! Or if it's serious you know!" Jing Wei defended herself as Nezha nodded. "Come on, pass me some more snacks. The next part is amazing once the action comes back!" Jing Wei said. Nezha sighed and turned and looked at the chair stuffed with their snacks. His eyes widened as there were several discarded wrappers, a few cans of unopened soda, and one bowl of Nachos left.
"Wha- Nezha you glutton you ate it all already!?" Jing Wei scolded; a bit peeved they had to get up to get more. The Hero was halfway down the mountain which meant they had a few minutes left before the next part of the movie began.
"What! N-no I didn't! You had a lot too you know!" Nezha deflected. Finally seeming to notice his belly wobbled a bit tightly under his belt. As if noticing it had awakened his gut, he felt the soda he'd drank come up once more.
"I had like three things you greedy butt! Come on, let's get more snacks before the next-"
*UUUUURRRRAAAAAAAAPPP!*
Nezha's lips opened wide as a thick red belch exited his lips. Lasting seven seconds and echoing in the room as the movie was very quiet still. Nezha's belly felt a bit less tight against the belt as his embarrassment bubbled over. Only made even worse as his cock hardened just a bit from the relief of the belch… well… a bit more than a little bit. His cock had practically jumped up two inches from that burp!
Jing Wei also grew really embarrassed as she watched wide-eyed as her boyfriend's cute lips opened and a loud and long burp rattled out, red mist spreading around them as she inhaled the Lotus-scented gas. Jing Wei's eyes wandered to his slight bulging belly strapped down tight by his belt and saw a little bit of movement in his pants. (Ohhh fuuck he just got a bit hard from that? His belly isn't even half the size as the other day though! He must really be weak to letting it out~ Wait shit what am I thinkiiiing Ahhh my brain's turning all mushy and perverted!)
"Sh- nngh~ Excuse me!" Nezha blushed and covered his lips. (Mmhh he looks so girly and pretty right now! Why did he keep his hair down!?) Jing Wei's brain was spinning with confusion and lust as her girly boyfriend looked almost prettier than her! Okay… he kinda did look a lot prettier than her!
"You're excuussed~ “Jing Wei said, lust dripping in her voice for a second before her she caught herself. “I mean! Good one Nezzie. Come on, let's get more snacks! We've got like a minute till the good stuff starts again!" Jing Wei quickly got up before she could drool over Nezha's bubbling tummy stuffed with salty treats.
"Wha- but Jing if I keep eating- I mean if we eat a ton of snacks, what about the baskets you had me bring? Isn't that our dinner?" Nezha tried to avoid eating anymore. The worst thing was he was still quite hungry. Normally the food he ate was quite dense, so just a little bit made him feel satisfied. He felt like he could eat twenty more bags of popcorn before he was full of the strange junk food snacks!
"Don't worry about it Nezzie! We've got all night, and the baskets were enchanted too! Though you may have broken that one..." Jing Wei looked at the basket on the ground with a splintered handle. Jing Wei swore she was forgetting something about the baskets... she could see one had a red sticker on it and the other was plain... Red must mean it was for Nezha since he loved the color!
"Wha- fine. But don't cry and scream when you need to use the weird wall toilet and you're begging me to not listen to you, birdbrain. I'll sit over here when you need to go so the wall hides you. But there's no magic soundproofing on it or anything!" Nezha complained as he carefully stood up. Jing Wei noticed very quickly how his tummy bulged for a moment against his belt before he adjusted his clothing. Though there was no hiding it as she tried not to get aroused... her boyfriend's girly tummy was a muffintop already. Gods if it grew any bigger, he’d look like a pregnant girl! Just with absolute pancake titties like Jing Wei…
Jing looked at her own belly just to make sure. It might have been a little bloated, but you could barely tell the difference. Rather than the painful bloated orb she'd stuffed herself to a few days ago... though she had no regrets about that. It was thanks to that that she and Nezha joined bodies for the second time, and she got the courage to ask him out today!
As Jing hurried to the snack tables to refill their stocks of mortal junk food. The thoughts of the Basket completely faded as Jing's completely idiotic plan had completely been forgotten. Danzaburoh's Gas Powder mixed with Discordia's Chaos Crush all over some of Nezha's favorite dishes. A mean little prank the foolish Jing Wei had hatched after talking to Discordia about her and Nezha's growing relationship and how embarrassing him made them bond a lot each time, yet now everything was going perfectly and she and Nezha were officially dating without even doing a single thing!
Jing Wei really was a foolish birdbrain at times, and really needed to stop getting advice from Discordia who lived to cause trouble. Though, since Jing Wei was one of her few friends, Discordia had given her actual advice as mischievous as it was. If embarrassing her best friend made them closer afterward. Then just embarrass him enough till they were as close as she wanted! Jing Wei thought the idea was genius, and since Discordia didn't have any knowledge that Nezha could get as gassy as a goddess, Jing Wei for once had the forethought to not tell her friend a very embarrassing secret about her potential future boyfriend, Jing Wei was left to her own devices on how to embarrass him. Leading to her going back to Danzaburoh and buying an even more potent batch of Prank food from the Raccoon god. That extra potent batch currently sitting there on the floor perfectly warm in the red stickered basket, waiting for the unsuspecting third lotus prince to eat it all.
"Jing I think the next act is starting." Nezha urged his girlfriend. He'd barely grabbed any snacks this time. Though Jing Wei had helped him make a cup of the strange red frozen drink called a 'slushie'. Jing Wei, however, was eager to see her boyfriend's belly balloon and had doubled up on Nachos and popcorn, adding Jalapenos to the Nachos and extra cheese as she hurried back to her bed seat… and she was going to make sure he ate it all~!
"Grab sodas too!" Jing Wei yelled, as horny as she was becoming, she didn't wanna miss any of the good parts of the movie!
"Fine but I'm not drinking any!" Nezha sighed and grabbed a few cans. Stuffing them into the pockets of his Harem pants. Making a quick comparison embarrassed him almost as deeply as burping, his dick was as thick as the soda cans, maybe even a little bigger... while soft.
Nezha felt his belt squeeze his tummy as his cheeks reddened. The damned thing even growled softly with hunger! (Oh curse those tasty snacks. It's like eating air!) Nezha groaned and hurried to sit down again. His 4 pack abs had softened a great deal already as the copious snacking made his muscles ache and slowly lose the fight, his big butt jiggled as he rushed back to his seat and sat down. His belt felt far too tight as Jing grabbed his hands and practically forced him back into the recliner.
As the movie continued, the wandering Hero had entered town again, and the people looked at him as if he were just another vagrant. The Hero was confused, angry, hurt, he had nearly died and they did not care for him? He had tried to save them! But a few seemed happy he was alive, still, the Hero’s will was broken and he spurned those who were grateful for his survival. The Hero found his horse and grabbed his bow, he had been humiliated and terrified and wanted to go back for revenge! But something stopped him… he thought of his prayer, his first time praying in so many years… he asked someone if there was a Shrine or anything nearby. A young village girl nodded, looking far older than her years should have allowed, a testament to the terror that had plagued this village.
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