Coach had always been obsessed with size. The bigger, the better, he'd say. He wanted his players to be the biggest in the whole league even if it meant rendering them to immobility. Coach stood in the locker room, his eyes scanning the room with a manic intensity. "Gentlemen" he began, his voice echoing through the walls - "we need to take our game to the next level, I want you all bigger, stronger, and more muscular than ever before." The players exchanged uneasy glances, unsure of what their coach had in mind. "Starting tomorrow, we're implementing a new training regimen, you'll be consuming a special protein shake that will accelerate your growth exponentially!" He paused, letting his words sink in. "I don't care if you can't fit through the doorways or if you're stuck in here permanently, I want you so large that this very locker room becomes your prison."