It's been a while since I've sold any original pages from my comics, so I tend to forget about them. Recently I sold two Eltinville pages (see previous post) and it reminded me that I don't exactly do a good job of reminding people that I do have pages for sale. I don't have a website. The only link I have to the art list is in my Instagram bio linktree. So, as a reminder, below is the horrible, terrible, antiquated image-less list as it stands these days.
At the moment I'm not selling the remaining Milk & Cheese pages I have. I'm keeping one page from The Eltingville Club and some pages need to be patched up before I can make them available, but everything else is listed below. There are more pages from Dork, Hectic Planet, MAD and other projects floating around that aren't on the list but I haven't had the time to go through the files in some time.
ORIGINAL ART FOR SALE
last updated: 4/15/2026
Welcome to the House of Fun original art page, where you can purchase pages, illustrations and pin-ups from Milk and Cheese, The Eltingville Club, Dork, Hectic Planet and various other comic book, magazine, book and television projects I've been involved in. Thanks for stopping by and taking a look!
FYI:
- If you are interested in a piece that’s not on the list, please feel free to ask about it.
- Apologies for the text-only nature of this list. I don’t know how to design web pages and time is always short. It’s easy for me to email photos of a particular piece upon request so they can see what the art looks like “in person”. Feel free to ask.
- Original comic pages have an image area of approximately 10" by 15" on 11" by 17" board, unless otherwise noted.
- Art sales will include extra items when available! If I have promotional items related to my work (cards, stickers, posters etc) or signed copies of recent comics I will add them in.
TO ORDER ART:
- E-mail contact is [email protected]. Tell me what you're interested in, include your zip code so I can calculate postage. I'll send you a total with shipping. That’s it!
HOW TO PAY FOR THAT ART:
- I accept Paypal and Venmo primarily. I can send you a Square invoice (you don’t have to have an account, any credit or debit card will work) if you wish, just ask. You can ask if you wish to make other arrangements, such as checks, same goes for shipping methods. Checks must clear before art is shipped.
SHIPPING AND HANDLING:
- I ship using USPS Priority mail, with delivery confirmation. Insurance and signature release are required and will be included in your shipping total. If there is a transaction fee for your online payment it will be added to your total.
All art is shipped in a padded envelope backed by sturdy cardboard. I try to make sure that your artwork arrives safely and as quickly as possible and usually get orders out within a week after payment.
Thanks for looking and thanks for your interest; I hope you see something you like!
MILK AND CHEESE
Nothing available at the moment.
THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB
NOTE: All pages from these stories have been SOLD: THE FIRST UNTITLED STORY, BRING ME THE HEAD OF BOBA FETT, CAPTAIN’S LOG, UNSTABLE MOLECULES, AS SEEN ON TV, THE NORTHWEST COMIC COLLECTIVE.
ELTINGVILLE CLUB #1 (Dark Horse Comics)
NOTE: The Not For Sale (NFS) pages are currently unavailable because they have missing elements which were drawn separately and added in digitally. If I find time to fix these pages up to look more like the finished art, they will eventually be for sale.
Cover SOLD
Page 1 SOLD
Page 2 SOLD
Page 3 SOLD
Page 4 SOLD
Page 5 - (pg 77 in HC, Joe lays the rules down to Bill) - $1200
Page 6 SOLD (LOST? MISPLACED? AARGH!)
Page 7 SOLD
Page 8 - (pg 80 in HC, 12:20 p.m. in first panel) - $1200
Page 9 -SOLD
Page 10 (Joe’s Origin Story!) - $800
Page 11 -NFS
Page 12 SOLD
Page 13 SOLD
Page 14 SOLD
Page 15 (Pete, Josh, Jerry walk to Joe’s comic shop) - $1300
Page 16 SOLD
Page 17 SOLD
Page 18 SOLD
Page 21 (Joe returns to find shop in shambles) - $1300
Page 23 SOLD
Page 24 - NFS
Page 25 (The aftermath. Off-panel parents berate the club) - $1100
Page 26 - NFS
ELTINGVILLE CLUB #2 (Dark Horse Comics)
Cover SOLD
Page 1 SOLD
Page 2 SOLD
Page 3 SOLD
Page 4 SOLD
Page 5 SOLD
Page 6 (Pete and Josh intro, argument) - $1300
Page 7 SOLD
Page 8 (Josh talks about college, starting his comics site) - $1300
Page 9 (Josh’s future plans to infiltrate DC Comics) - $1300
Page 10 SOLD
Page 11 (Jerry talks about how MTG changed his life)- $1000
Page 12 (We Never Cos-Played!) - $1400
Page 13 (Jerry’s girlfriend Mandi shows up) - $1500
Page 14 SOLD
Page 15 SOLD
Page 16 (Bill’s misogynist rant leaves him isolated) - $1300
Page 17 (Jerry punches Bill, Pete and Josh join in)- NFS
Page 18 SOLD
Page 19 SOLD
Page 20 SOLD
Page 21 (Bill wakes to Comic Con Riot) - NFS*
Page 22 - NFS*
Page 23 - NFS*
Page 24 - NFS*
BREAD AND SUCK-ASSES (originally from Dork #3, pgs 21-27 in HC collection)
Last pages available, the rest have been SOLD
Page 5 (Josh starts tearing open Wonder bread) - $800
Page 6 (Josh gets caught vandalizing the bread) - $800
THE MARATHON MEN (originally from Dork #4, pgs 29-40 in HC collection)
Last pages available, the rest have been SOLD
Page 2 (Bill wakes up etc) - $1000
Page 5 (running from TRU, etc) - $1000
THE INTERVENTION (originally from Dork #9, pgs 47 -58 in HC collection)
Page 1 SOLD
Page 2 SOLD
Page 3 (Mandom origin stories, pg 49 in HC) - $700
Page 4 (deprogrammers tell tied-up Bill what’s in store) - $1000
Page 5 (8:46 p.m, Bill breaks Steve’s tooth) - $1000
Page 6 (Saturday, 12:20 a.m., Bill throws up on Steve) - $1000
Page 7 (2:06 a.m. - 10:43 a.m) - $1000
Page 8 (8:10 p.m) - $1000
Page 9 SOLD
Page 10 (11: 49 p.m., (ask for photo, page orig. differs from printed version) - $800
Page 11 SOLD
Page 12 (Bill triumphs, falls asleep still tied up) - $1000
THEY’RE DEAD, THEY’RE ALL MESSED UP (House of Fun, pgs 65 -71 in HC collection)
Last page available, the rest have been SOLD and I’m keeping the title page.
Page 2 (Club laughs at scared kid, runs from dad) - $1300
DORK/HOUSE OF FUN
NOTE: All of the “Fun Strip” pages from DORK have been sold. Individual Fun Strips drawn for House of Fun, Dark Horse Presents and Heavy Metal: Soft Wood will be available when/if I can get around to collating and pricing them.
Other Dork pages may be available, please feel free to ask if interested in anything specific.
DORK #3
Cover - $1200
DORK #7 Nothing available at the moment.
DORK #9
Dork #9 back cover strip “New and Used” (app. 9 “ x 14” image area) - $900
DORK #10
Dork #10 How To Get Your Ass Kicked, page 1 SOLD
Dork #10 How To Get Your Ass Kicked, page 2 (Fig 1/Lesson 1) - $500
Dork #10 How To page 3 (Lesson 1 to Lesson 2) - $500
Dork #10 How To page 4 (Lesson 2 into Lesson 3) - $500
Dork #10 How To page 5 (beaten up on the bus) - $500
DORK #11 – Nothing available at the moment.
(DORK) THE MURDER FAMILY ALL PAGES SOLD
PIRATE CORP$!/HECTIC PLANET/VROOM SOCKO
HECTIC PLANET: THE BUMMER TRILOGY - “5 YEARS AND COUNTING”
DHP/Hectic Planet “Bummer Trilogy” Halby cover SOLD
Page 1 SOLD
Page 2 SOLD
Page 3 SOLD
Page 4 - (Halby borrows money, leaves for date) - $500
Page 5 - (Halby buys flowers, waits under the clock) - $500
Page 6 - (Halby gets called out by Trudi’s husband) - $200
Page 7 - (ridiculed by husband and his friends, standing in rain) - $400
Page 8 - (The End, drunk and depressed Halby) - $350
VROOM SOCKO
Cover SOLD
Page 1 SOLD
Page 2 - (Vroom Socko cuts the line into the club) - $550
Page 3 - (Socko kicks the bouncer, enters the club) - $500
Page 4/5 - (Double-page spread of Socko inside Club F) - $1500
Page 6 - (Socko kills the two bouncers) - $500
Page 7 SOLD
Page 8 - (Joey Ganana freaks out watching Socko on telescreen) - $400
Page 9 SOLD
Page 10 SOLD
Page 11 SOLD
Page 12 - (Shoot out in the club, Body Count 31+) - $400
Page 13 - (Socko shoots the lava light, “Back in 5 minutes”) - $400
Page 14 - (Socko shot by girl, Body Count 40+) - $375
Page 15 - (Guff pops out of Socko’s armor, shoots girl) - $350
Page 16 - (Guff and Socko argue, Ganana is pissed) - $500
Page 17 - (Socko and Ganana argue over telescreens) - $500
Page 18 - (Socko shoots telescreen, Ganana runs to secret exit) - $400
Page 19 SOLD
Page 20 - (Socko curls Guff down the hallway, Body Count 47+) - $350
Page 21 SOLD
Page 22 - (Full-page splash of the Fog Squad outside the club) - $500
Page 23 - (Guff hates cops, runs off to head off Fog Squad) - $400
Page 24 - (Fog Squad enters the club, Guff hides in fog) - $300
Page 25 - (Guff opens fire, cops open fire, Body Count 57+) - $250
Page 26 - (Fog Squad officers, Vroom wants his $40) - $300
Page 27 - (Guff screams $40, Socko shoots Joey in foot) - $300
Page 28 - (Socko beats Joey G up, Guff finds secret exit) - $300
Page 29 - (Socko shoots Joey, “Bleed on me”) - $300
Page 30 SOLD
BIFF-BAM-POW #1
ONE PUNCH GOLDBERG “THE FIGHT OF THE MILLENIUM”
PLEASE NOTE: These OPG pages are not lettered (hand-lettering was done separately and digitally added). Pages marked with an * come with an original 8½” x 11” pencil layout).
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 1 SOLD
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 2 (OPG interviewed, socks obnoxious “fan”)* - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 3 (OPG begins story, flashback to training room)* - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 4 (OPG fires Blinky Winks, runs into ape mobsters)* - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 5 SOLD
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 6 (OPG smashes maps, escapes to arena) - $400*
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 7 (OPG/Otto Von Ripsnort announced at ring)* - $500
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 8 (Von Ripsnort hits OPG before bell rings) - $375*
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 9 (11-panels of boxing action) - NFS
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 10 (semi-splash,OPG vs OVR w/floating heads) - $500
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 11 (end of match, OVR falls, two layout pgs)* - $450
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 12 (crowd chases OPG and Chooch)* - $500
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 13 (OPG escapes the crowd)* - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 14 - One Punch Goldberg (Das Ubercreep attacks city)* - $300
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 15 (Full splash, OPG smashes Das Ubercreep) NFS
“OH, NO! IT’S NUTSY MONKEY!”
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 16/17 (2-pg comic Nick Magazine#69, March, 2001) - $600 for both pages
KID BLASTOFF VS SMARTYPANTS (Biff Bam Pow pgs 18-25)
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 18 SOLD
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 19 (KB vs S story pg 2, Smartypants attacks city) - $450
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 20 SOLD
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 21 (story pg 4, KB captured by SP’s Gilroy monster) - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 22 (story pg 5, KB/crew in clutches of Glorch monster) - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 23 (story pg 6, the origin story of Smartypants) - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 24 (story pg 7, heroes confuse Smartypants) - $400
Biff-Bam-Pow pg 25 (story pg 8 SP is defeated, art includes full layout rough) - $450
VARIANT COVERS
OPERATION SUNSHINE: ALREADY DEAD #4 (includes all roughs/layout) - $800
WHERE MONSTERS LIE: CULL DE SAC #3 - (includes any/all roughs/layouts) - $700
MISCELLANEOUS ART AND ILLUSTRATION
These pieces are obscure and/or unpublished, please feel free to e-mail for images.
Where's It At, Sugar Kat? #3 "Scaredy Dog", inks by Sarah Dyer (2000) - $150
Grummy Kickstarter Book pinup (11" x 13" image area) - $200
The Sims - 4-pg Urbs Central Station comic for EA website - $1600 (for all 4 pgs)
TEAR THEM APART PODCAST -- Nothing available at this time
Episode title cartoons, see them on the Twitter feed: https://twitter.com/TearThemPodcast
MAGAZINE WORK -- Nothing available at this time
MUSIC/BAND ARTWORK -- Nothing available at this time
YO GABBA GABBA! PRODUCTION ARTWORK -- Nothing available at this time