DESCRIPTION
if you remember this game from last October, it was made as a joke/gift for some friends -- hence the punishing balance, joke ending & the fact that it wasn't posted publicly.
since it's started to spread to other places, here's a revised version that makes pumping more effective, misses less punishing, and adds an auto-inflate mode when you press 0.
an aside, to whoever's reposting patreon stuff on imageboards, etc: there's nothing i can do to stop you, and a lot of it was going to be reposted publicly eventually, but please don't do that. i appreciate your patronage regardless.