Slow cavalry

"Ha, now you stand no chance, you small-head men, our cavalry is coming! It's round around the corner... wait for it... wait for it... oh, you're in so much trouble now... you just wait... they'll be here any minute now... you just wait... bear with me... "

Here's some more supportless mini goofiness:

• Snail mount - bred so that part of its shell forms a comfortable saddle, because you need to be comfortable when doing painfully slow charges against the enemy

• Kettle knight (on foot and rider variants) - nobody knows who he is, but judging by his size and fondess of tea we can safely bet there's a halfling inside. People say he travelled far in search of best tea leafs and gathered around him a retinue of peculiar outlanders

• Blemmye archer, now they can get you from a distance

• Trunkman with a club, a formidable warrior using his elongated nose as a single hand, capable of creating a whirl of pain

Get them in the repository. Happy printing!

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