DESCRIPTION
I awoke with a start late last night. Could it be? No, I must have... I pulled up the YouTube app on my phone. Scrolled my uploads frantically. I slowly began to accept it; I'd never uploaded my Patreon Theme Song, the anthem all Patreon creators are required to make. From Hentai artists to Furry Hentai artists, CEO Jack Conte dictates everyone on Patreon must make an iconic piece of music for their supporters to rally around. And I'd neglected to do it. I sprinted through the house to my home office, kicking the door off its hinges and spinning into my gamer chair. It was time to begin my work.