The votes are in, and the winner, by a surprising margin, is 'Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)' Congrats to those of you who picked it!
Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)
Halloween’s come early this year, and you know what that means! It’s time for a nightmarish monster to punish a bunch of innocent teens for their promiscuity or something (take that, Stacy, you whore!). Fortunately for the hormone-addled young adults of this All Hallows’ Eve, the monster on the loose doesn’t want to drape their guts over all the neighborhood… he wants to turn them into inanimate objects and leave them to suffer like that forever instead!
Which isn’t much of an improvement, and in several ways it’s worse, but you gotta take what you can get when you’re in one of these movies. You ever seen Terrifier? You wanna star in that instead? No, I didn’t think so.