You might wanna sit down for this one...
'New Hayven 365' Closed Beta is never coming out! I'm never releasing it! That game I've been hyping up this whole time? THAT was this years April Fools prank!
A complete lie, a farce, a sick act to convince the expansion community the Big Lady Emporium wasn't just some one trick pony.
Not a single thing I've posted about that game has been real, it's all been made up, AI generated, created and fabricated by the top minds of Big Lady University, all just to give you false hope that Skyler would make something different for a change!
And... And... And... And April Fools! I hope you enjoy the closed beta for 'New Hayven 365' BECAUSE IT'S OUT RIGHT NOW! FOR ALL MEGA FANS AND PRODUCERS!
DOWNLOAD THE v0.5 CLOSED DEMO HERE: CLICK ME!
And make sure you check out the 'New Hayven 365' MEGATHREAD here on Patreon to share your thoughts, suggestions, bug reports, and anything else related to the game! I'll also be adding a private chat later meant specifically for you all to talk about the game if you'd like.
Click Here for the MEGATHREAD!
Like the megathread says, this is a closed beta that will open up to Super Fans in a week or two. Please do not purchase a subscription JUST for access to this beta. It's fine if you want to support further development but I'm just sayin', whole Emporium full of videos you can watch too if you do join.
Thank you all so much for your patience and support while I worked on this. I am deathly terrified I have just released something that won't live up to the hype and I'm hoping I'm proved wrong lol. Enjoy!
And Happy April Fools Day!