Ladies and gents, welcome to the official theme song of the Cartographer's Guide to Adventuring! A friend was able to cut the vocals today, and I spent a few hours mixing to get an old radio vibe. Couldn't be happier with how it turned out!
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Lyrics
Oh it's the Guide Oh it's the Guide It's guaranteed to keeping you aliveAt least ten percent of one-eighth of half the time!It's the guide to picking cherries with your toes A guide to all the critters living in an ogres nose A guide to gears and gadgets, and filthy nasty habits, that all the little goblin folk may have A guide to gnome contraptions, and latest Elven fashions And facilities for wizard's who've gone mad
A guide to help your wandering and keep you from wondering If you're even going the right way If it's a mountain you'll get over it Perhaps not wander off a cliff The guide will never lead your feet astray
Oh it may be somewhat counterfeit Perhaps a tad bit fraudulent And definitely full of it... It's still the ultimately ultimate...cartographer's guide to adventuring!