"So... you're the captain of the pirate ship that arrived this morning, eh? Such a big, strong, manly brute. You heard about an island of women and thought you could just sail into our harbor, plant your black flag and do as you pleased. You didn't know you were dealing with witches, did you?"
"We are not pirates, your majesty! This is all a misunderstanding, I assure you..."
"I considered turning you all into pigs for the slaughter, but instead I've decided to put you to work as our servants here. And I have a special job, just for you... as my personal handmaiden."
"What?! No, please, your majesty! If you change us back into men, I swear we'll leave your island and never - "
"Quiet, girl. Run along now and prepare a nice, warm bath for your queen."