Roy wanted to take the family to Vegas for their vacation - maybe win some cash at the roulette tables, hit the buffet, see one of those shows with the topless showgirls - but no, his wife insisted they had to take the kids to that big princess theme park and stay at the resort. As if that didn't cost too damn much already, his wife said they just had to spring for the Complete Princess Package too. "The girls will never forget it," she said.
Roy was in a lousy mood when they got here, hating all the pink frou-frou princess crap all over the place and complaining about everything. His littlest daughter, Rosie, felt sad for him and tossed a coin in the resort's Wish Fountain.
“I wish Daddy could see how magical this place is,” she said. “I wish he could be part of all this princess stuff with us… like he belongs here too!"
Rosie's coin shimmered in the fountain and Roy suddenly found himself transformed into a beautiful girl wearing a sparkling crown, a pair of glass slippers and a big poofy ballgown that wouldn't come off. His kids think having a "princess daddy" is the best thing ever and they keep begging him to have tea parties with them, while his wife won't stop fussing over his hair and teasing him about being "the fairest of them all."
When Roy bought the Complete Princess Package, he had no idea just how complete it would turn out to be!