WIFE: Sorry, pal... what was your name again?
TOBY: Toby.
WIFE: OK, Toby, let me tell ya how this is gonna go. First I change my husband here into a pretty girl, and he complains about it.
HUSBAND: Keira, come on! I told you to stop doing this to me! You know I don't like it!
WIFE: There we go. Then I ask the handsome gentleman I've brought home... that would be you, Toby... if he'd like to kiss both of us. And my husband complains about that too.
HUSBAND: Keira, this is crazy! Just because you turned me into a girl, that doesn't mean I wanna kiss this guy!
WIFE: And there we go again. Then my husband starts to feel some girly tingles and the idea of kissing a handsome gentleman gets him all flustered and confused. See how he's blushing?
TOBY: Look, this is all kinda weird. Maybe I should just go...
HUSBAND: No, wait! Uh, I mean... maybe you don't have to go so soon...
WIFE: Aw, yeah. There we go.