EXT. CITY STREET – DAY
AGENT JAGUAR, a tall, manly super-spy clad in a black tactical outfit, stands face-to-face with the notorious IMPREGN8R — a smug techno-villain who is wearing an expensive suit and tinted goggles and has a blinking gizmo strapped to his wrist.
AGENT JAGUAR: Hold it right there, Impregn8r! Your little gadgets won't save you from the law this time!
IMPREGN8R: (Grinning) That’s what you think!
He taps the device on his wrist. It emits a strange humming sound which quickly grows louder. AGENT JAGUAR stiffens, gulps nervously and puts his hands on his belly.
AGENT JAGUAR: Uh-oh.
AGENT JAGUAR's powerful frame suddenly shrinks, softens and reshapes. His black tactical gear strains tightly across a rapidly swelling baby bump. Within seconds, the imposing super-spy has become a very pregnant woman.
AGENT JAGUAR: Oh, jeez. Did I just feel... a kick?
IMPREGN8R adjusts his cuffs with a smug smile.
IMPREGN8R: Congratulations, agent. Looks like you're gonna be a mommy!
He spins on his heel and dashes away.
AGENT JAGUAR: Hey! Get back here!
The transformed spy waddles after the IMPREGN8R as fast as he can, huffing and puffing with every step.
AGENT JAGUAR: I’ll get you, you fiend! Just... maybe... slow down a little?
The IMPREGN8R runs off through a nearby parking structure. Determined to follow, AGENT JAGUAR reaches a parked car and prepares to slide across the hood in typical action hero style... but ends up awkwardly scooting across it instead.
AGENT JAGUAR: (Muttering) Darn it... I wonder what the agency's policy is for maternity leave!
FADE OUT.