"Okay, if you won't believe me, I guess I'll just have to show you. Ever since I drank that damn potion, every night at sundown I turn into a Chinese girl. Look, it's happening now."
"Oh, my God! It's true!"
"I told you. And my clothes change, too... like, now I'm wearing this little pink nightgown thing. Even my underwear changes. I'm wearing a bra, see?"
"Yeah. Wow. Actually, you're really..."
"Don't say it."
"Um, okay. Does anything else happen?"
"Yeah, all kinds of crap. Like when I'm a girl, I get attracted to guys. That took some getting used to. And I get periods and all this other girl stuff, that's been fun. But in some ways, the most annoying part is how I get stuck speaking Chinese."
"Huh? What do you mean, 'stuck speaking Chinese'?"
"Well, it's like I'll be talking in English and then suddenly wo jiu zhi hui shuo Zhongwen le!"