Eddie had lived an eventful life, to say the least. Getting thrown in jail, breaking out of jail, that one time he broke into jail… Years of shocks and swerves and other misfortunes had led to him getting desensitized to it. Yet in spite of everything, life still somehow managed to surprise him.
A pleasant surprise, in this case.
Selina Kyle, down on her knees, gazing up at him with those sinful green eyes. Waiting on him to drop his pants.
He cock was so hard, so full and fattened and aching, it was a wonder his brain had enough blood left to think. Had to be the feminine wiles he’d read about, turning his brain almost all to mush. Still, he had the sense to not keep Selina waiting.
“Come on, baby.” Came her sweet purr, soft as silk. “Don’t get shy on me now.”
She was pouting, the vixen. Sitting back on her heels, hands set on her knees all cute-like, clad in just heels and a thong. All big eyes and big tits, batting those pretty lashes. All play, not even bothering to hide the hunger in her eyes. She wanted some meat.
“Shy.” Eddie scoffed. He hooked his thumbs under the waistline of his slacks. “She says I’m shy.”
“It’s too easy to get you, Eddie.” Selina hummed. Still, she did not touch him. That smile of hers was doing more than enough. “Like a little deer in the woods.”
That specific barb got a raised brow from him.
“Little?”
Selina’s smile grew wide and wicked.
“See? Just like that.”
That put a fire in his chest. A man had to have some moxie, even if that man was stringbean Eddie Nygma. A sharp shove downward had his pants pooling around his ankles - and Eddie’s manhood came out swinging. The meaty cockhead struck Selina upon the cheek, making her flinch and gasp in that faux-scandalized way that had Eddie’s gut turning into blistering knots.
Jutting out from his groin was a rod, thick and pink and veiny. Selina was wide-eyed, just as starstruck as the first time she saw it. Lips parted, cheeks colored red, beholding him as if his prick was made out of diamond. She was leaning in, close enough that her lips were just about touching him…
“Oh, God…” Selina had stars in her eyes. The shine was brighter than the sun.
“I like the sound of that. But it’s just Eddie.” He grinned down at her. Couldn’t help it. A woman like her looking at him like that… getting a big head was inevitable.
If nothing else, his newfound confidence amused her.
“Such a fucking dork.” Selina muttered, leaning in closer. She let the thick, bulbous crown rest upon her lips, right at the corner of her mouth. The faintest of kisses, she bestowed to the underside of the tip. She pushed in even more, letting the cock slide up to her cheek. “Huge dork… with a huge cock. Mmm and these balls…”
She breathed out. The warmth ghosted over his pillar and stones so sweetly… but it didn’t hold a candle to what that pretty mouth could really do. Thankfully, Selina was pushing in to remind him.
Eddie grunted as he shuffled back. His bare ass hit the edge of the office desk and his hands shot back to find support. Meanwhile, Selina buried her face in his groin, mouthing his hanging balls. Hot and warm. That was the magic of a woman’s mouth. It flowed over his testicles, enveloping them. Her tongue did its work, lashing and twisting and swirling, coating Eddie’s sack in a glistening sheen. He was melting. Eddie felt the heat burning him inside out. He was melting right into her mouth.
“Oh- fuck.” Eddie’s legs shook. His gut was sinking down into his heels. He had to grip the desk’s edge, gripped until his knuckles had turned bone-white. “E-easy. Easy.”
Selina only hummed back. Her mouth was full.
She suckled for a long moment after, drawing out her delicious torture for her own amusement. She drew back, lips wrapped tight around one of Eddie’s most precious stones, cheeks hollowed for maddening suction. One second, two, three, four - before that lewd, wet POP rang through the darkened office.
Eddie could only whimper as Selina nuzzled up into his crotch, peppering his sack with little kisses.
“A girl’s gotta show her appreciation to a set like this.” She said. “These are the kind of jewels you just can’t buy.”
It was a short respite before she dove back in. She was greedy now, trying to lavish both nuts at once. This time, Eddie swore he really was melting. Her tongue brought liquid fire, bathing his balls in it. And her lips, God, they were so damn soft.
“Selina, please- Jesus.”
Again, she was too quick for him. Slurping away from his full, hanging nuts, the Cat went for his cock next. Eddie gripped the desk even tighter. The hot delight of Selina’s mouth had struck him speechless. She’d taken inches of him in one go, those perfect lips fastened halfway down his cock. And with a gleeful hum, she went down for more.
It was heaven. And it was torture. Her silky lips slid over him, down, down, down his shaft. Slowly easing his cock into her gullet, humming around him, lashing the underside with her tongue every time the rod twitched or spasmed. Only when the cockhead finally tapped the back of her throat did she stop. But only for a moment. Selina eased back, slurping as she went. Then she dove back down. Lips and tongue and all that hot, sticky drool, sliding over him, bathing each nerve in sweet, succulent heat.
Heaven.
Eddie didn’t have a mind for time in heaven. The seconds blended together into soup. Just like his nerves. Just like his bones. It was a miracle he was still standing on such shaky legs. His foggy gaze flickered towards the office door, sharpening for a second.
It’s a miracle we haven’t got caught yet…
Feeling that familiar roiling in his balls, Eddie had the thought to bite his tongue. Stifle whatever sound Selina sought to provoke from him. Though he shouldn’t have worried. Right at the edge of ecstasy, the Vixen on her knees drew back from him. Eddie’s cock stretched out into the open, swollen and glazed in spit. Well-sucked… yet denied release.
Just past, Selina knelt there, smiling. She took hold of the root, sliding her hand up and down the slick shaft. Small pulses of pleasure to sate him.
“Been waiting all night to get a taste of this cock, Eddie.” She told him almost absently. Her eyes were fixed on the fat rod in her hands.
“Well…” Eddie croaked. “You definitely got one.”
“Hm. Dork.” Selina quickened the pace of her pumping hands. The lewd shlck sounds came quicker, too. His cock was weeping now, the jism trickling out to mingle with her spit. “You wanna cum?”
The shudder rolling through his bones was strong. Eddie closed his eyes.
“Fuck yes.”
Eddie expected bliss to crash over him. Instead, came disappointment. Her hands fled from his cock and when he cracked his eyes open, Selina was standing. Standing and smirking.
“Good. But you still gotta work for it.”
That devious smile of hers… more than enough to undo a man.
Before he could argue, before he could even think, Selina grabbed him by his wrist. She brought him stumbling over to a leather sofa pushed up against the office wall, snickering as she shoved him down. His hard cock swung and flopped between his legs, already wilting from the cold.
Then Selina planted herself in his lap.
“Selina…” Eddie groaned. He could not keep the desperation out of his voice. His body was begging for relief.
It was a good thing Selina wasn’t cruel. Just wicked. She slid her hips atop him, grinding her warm, wet sex against his hardness. Cooing softly as his length slid against her.
“What?” She pouted innocently. “You don’t want to cum in my pussy? My tight… hot… wet pussy?”
Eddie’s cock lurched yet again, jerking between their flush bodies. Demanding relief. Selina felt it and giggled.
Eddie wanted to weep. His cock already was.
“...I do.” He finally answered her.
Victory shined in those green eyes. Selina lifted off his lap, rising onto her knees. She reached down, taking his length in her hand to steady him. She shifted herself, putting the tip right up to her sex. Hot, just like she said. And wet. Ready for him.
She gave a devilish little smirk and sank down. As always, the sensation was exquisite. All that living heat sliding over him, wrapping around him, gripping his cock so tight that Eddie thought it would squeeze the life out of him. Selina cooed as she took him deeper, clinging to his shoulders. She kissed him on the temple, bringing her lips to his ear.
“Hn… God, you’re big… Makes a girl want to scream.” She breathed hotly. A gasp ripped through her throat as she dropped down the last inches of his prick.
Despite the hot bliss choking his manhood, Eddie had enough sense to fear.
“Not so loud.” Eddie hissed quietly. Through hazy eyes, he checked the office door over Selina’s shoulder. Nobody there. But that could still change. “We’re not alone here. And the door’s not even locked, remember?”
Selina laughed again. She gazed down with green fire. Patted him on the cheek and rocked her hips.
“Part of the thrill, handsome.”
Then she was riding him. Writhing that sublime body against his, working her hips into a steady pace. Slow at first, then faster, stroking his cock with the molten folds of her sex. Each roll of her hips was another wave of paradise and Eddie had to bite his tongue to keep from groaning. He wrapped his arms around her waist, burying his face into her neck - and when that wasn’t enough, he dipped lower to her breasts.
Selina, though, had no such reservations about all her sweet, little sounds. The faint sighs and soft moans, she let them pour out freely between her huffing breaths.
Despite the utter bliss offered by Selina’s cunt, Eddie still found himself glancing towards the door. Judging from her quiet cackle, Selina noticed.
“Don’t tell me you’re scared.”
“I’m… alert. For the both of us.” Eddie murmured before Selina yanked his head back between her breasts. He glared up at her - though the softness gracing his face meant he couldn’t stay mad.
“What’s the worst that could happen?” Selina scoffed. She shivered as she pitched her hips hard against him. “A guard comes in, sees you fucking a beautiful woman?”
“We’ll get… kicked out.”
“And?”
“All our work-”
Selina grabbed his hair, yanking him away from her tits. She dipped her head down, catching his lips in a deep, deep kiss. That and the way her pussy fluttered around him - Eddie forgot how to think. Forgot how to talk.
After several long seconds - and several swipes of her talented tongue - Selina broke away. And she looked all too satisfied.
“Oh no, a tropical vacation with my hot, sexy girlfriend.” Her voice had turned dry and nasally - a parody of himself, Eddie quickly realized. “All that time cooped up in the hotel room, getting my balls drained bone dry every night! Oh, woe is me, the poor, poor Riddler! A guard might walk in and see a hot piece of ass sitting on my huge dick!”
It was clear to Eddie now that he cared about the heist far more than Selina did. In fact… he was willing to bet that had been the case from the very start. Yet that didn’t trouble him. Not one bit.
Selina Kyle didn’t care about the job. She only cared about fucking him.
Eddie liked that. And a certain part of him loved it.
Selina chose that moment to sink onto him, smothering his balls with her pert buttocks. The heat of her body, the softness, swallowing him all up. There was nothing else like having a woman.
His cock felt harder than it ever was, throbbing within her. All Selina did was smile and roll her hips.
“So…” Eddie melted back into the coach. “Forget the big score?”
“Forget the big score.” Selina nodded, biting her lip. She leaned back, letting him admire her nudity. “You’ve already got the real prize, yeah?”
“Fuck yeah.”
“Smart boy.”
She stole another kiss from him, taking fistfuls of his hair, laying claim to him with each rock of her hips. Eddie didn’t stay idle. The fire Selina put in him would not allow that. He filled his palms with her ass, taking a primal joy in the ease his fingers sank into her flesh.
Selina rode him harder. Faster. The laboring of her breath was almost as sweet as the tightness of her cunt. The panting, the gasping, the little murmurs floating from her lips, little things that were worth more to Eddie than any prized jewel. Her pace had become furious and ragged - she was impaling herself on his rod. Hips and ass slamming down on his lap, drowning his cock in soaking pussy. But just when Eddie thought he was about to burst, the bliss suddenly stopped.
The heat, the slick, silky softness, gone in an instant as Selina lifted herself from his lap. Leaving Eddie with his poor, glistening cock spasming pitifully in the open air.
“Cat…” Eddie groaned. “You’re torturing me.”
Selina said nothing, only offering that familiar, damnable smirk. She eyed his cock like a vandal admiring their handiwork. Then she was strutting towards the desk. It was one thing to see Selina move in her catsuit, but buck-naked? That pale, peach backside had no rival. Not in Gotham and not out here.
Eddie watched her bend over the desk, pushing that ass out as she did. Full moon, shaking his way. And those green eyes looking over her shoulder, smoldering, inviting…
“Thought you knew, Eddie… Cat’s like to play with their food.”
Selina let out a soft hum as she lay upon the desktop. She reached back, grabbing both cheeks, pulling them apart. Presenting herself.
“Fuck…” Eddie rasped. He could see the pink nestled between the pale mounds. Pink and glistening. Tight and hot and soaking wet. Waiting for him.
“Get that big dick over here.” Commanded the Catwoman.
Crass but simple. Spoken in that sultry voice, it was more than enough to put some strength back in Eddie’s legs. Eddie rose and went to her. His keen mind had dulled into something blunt, primal. Savage. There was no philosophy or complex thought. There was simply hunger.
Cunt. And the cock meant to fill it.
Eddie took his woman by the hips and sank into her. The heat swallowed him up again, succulent and sweet, but the way Selina moaned rocked him down to the bones. He did that. Him. The Riddler was making the Catwoman purr.
His hips moved, working into forceful thrusts. Sawing his cock in and out of her sweltering sex. She’d done this to him, dragging out the strength to fuck. Eddie didn’t want to disappoint. Doubling over atop her, he forced himself to go even harder. Just the way she liked it.
“F-uck!” Selina clutched at the desk, her cunt spasming around him. She turned her head, letting him see the glint in her eyes and the blush on her cheeks. “So riled up. One of these days… I might get you to slap me around.”
That nearly gave Eddie a moment of pause. At the same time, though, he wasn’t really surprised. Selina was a wild woman, the kind that never ran out of surprises. And the thought of taking her by the hair… the thought that she would let him do that to her…
His body surged with renewed vigor and he put all of it into Selina, pitching his hips even harder against her. Stabbing his cock through her cunt, spearing it deep, making her shiver and moan. She tightened around him, reaching back to grasp at his wrists. Eddie’s blood was on fire. He decided to give Selina a taste of what she wanted.
A slapped his palm down on her ass. The smack was loud and her squeal was even louder. Dangerous. Delicious.
“Why wait?” He growled.
While he pummeled her from the back, she still managed to toss a look over her shoulder. Her green eyes were glassy yet alight with wicked joy.
“Oh- ha-” She shivered again, flattening her body against the desktop. “...Good boy.”
Eddie kept working his body, kept thrusting at his brutal pace. Watching his cock sink inches and inches deep between those slickened, pink lips… Watching her perfect buttocks rippling as his body crashed into hers… Like waving the red flag in front of a bull.
“Maybe when I’m done here… I’ll put you on your knees…” Eddie reached up to the back of Selina’s head, taking a fistful of hair. She keened so sweetly as he pulled. “And you can be a good girl for me.”
“Maybe…” Selina slurred, her eyes clouded with ecstasy now. “If you make me cum again.”
The door behind them was forgotten, along with all the danger beyond. For Eddie there was nothing but pink pussy and the pale, rippling ass slapping against his groin. He tightened his jaw, clenched his teeth, seething like a steam engine as he fucked as hard as his body allowed. Pumping his cock into Selina like a piston, a sweltering rod of greased up steel. His balls were swinging, slapping against her soaking mound each time he slammed home.
Broken cries and stifled moans filled the darkened office, spilling from Selina’s lips despite her efforts to keep quiet. Eddie was proud of that - fucking her hard enough to break her nerve. He felt like an animal in rut. Just like Selina wanted.
“Oh- Oh, fuck… Eddie-”
Selina went still and quiet. Her head was turned and he could see her mouth open in a silent scream. Then he felt it, her cunt snapping tight around him and quivering. Her whole body rocked, trembled beneath him. His cock was drowned in a rush of blistering heat.
Eddie’s chest swelled with pride, seeing Selina come undone on his cock. Then there was a swelling in his loins next. His balls stirring into a forth and his cock swelling bigger and harder than Eddie could stand.
“Gonna cum.” Eddie huffed, shaking.
Then came ecstasy. It slammed into him like a freight train, crashing through every bone and nerve. All of him poured out in a rush, draining out through his prick, flooding into Selina in long, exquisite spurts.
Eddie tossed his head back and groaned. Shot his load. Filled her up. One shot after another, round after round of thick, sticky cream. Selina loved it. He could feel how much she loved it, all the successive trembles rolling through her taut, lithe body every time his spunk splattered against her insides.
Eddie gave a few more tired thrusts, each one weaker than the last, wringing out every last drop of cum into her. Every last drop of pleasure. He wouldn’t pull out until he was bone dry.
When he was finally, finally satisfied, Eddie unsheathed himself. That was a delight all its own, seeing his cock slide out of Selina’s cunt, inch after inch after inch. She’d taken the full length of him, all the way to the root. It made him feel some type of way. Dark satisfaction twisting deep in his gut, knowing he’d planted his flag deep. And the proof was trickling out of her well-fucked slit, creamy and thick.
Something stirred inside him, compelling Eddie to slap Selina on the ass again. Her backside rippled splendidly and she let out a quiet little moan.
“How… does a dork like you… cum so damn much?” She breathed out, audibly spent.
“One of my many talents.” Eddie answered, palming one of her asscheeks. He gave a firm squeeze, all possessive-like. But the strength was quickly slipping away from him. “Fuck.”
Eddie went to the floor, sitting on his bare ass before his legs could give out from under him. His cock, slick and sated and beginning to wilt, flopped between his thighs. He sat there for a long moment, just breathing. He glanced towards the office door - no shadows beyond. No intruders. Somehow, fortune still smiled on them.
Then Selina was sliding down to join him on the floor. With a content little sigh, she took his arm for herself, pressing up against him. Not to tease him. This was affection, soft and gentle.
It was nice.
Another long, quiet moment passed. After a fuck like that, it was practically necessary.
Finally, Eddie found his voice again.
“So…”
“So…” Selina squirmed closer. Eddie could hear the smirk in her voice.
“The heist is a bust then?”
His devious companion let out a snicker.
“It’s not the only thing that busted.” She elbowed him gently.
“Funny.” He shook his head.
Her arms coiled tighter around his bicep then. Eddie felt Selina’s lips press against his shoulder.
“Yeah. Fuck the heist.” She told him. Then came a playful nip with her teeth.
“I thought you’d rather fuck me.” Not his best joke. But Selina slapping his shoulder brought a smile to his face.
“Oh, shut up. Dork. Stick to riddles.”
Selina stirred beside him and before Eddie knew it she was climbing into his lap again. She took his chin in her hands, making him meet her gaze. Those were the eyes of a satisfied woman… who still craved more.
“So how about this…” She began, letting her tongue slide out to wet her lips. “We go a couple more rounds here, hold a tie-breaker back at the hotel? Being a good girl for you might get a bit loud.”
Her smile held so much promise then. It made Eddie feel like his heart would burst.
“Marry me.” The words came suddenly, strong like steel. Because though he was half-joking… deep in his soul, Eddie meant it.
Selina froze in his lap. Eddie thought he should feel proud of this, too - making the infamous Catwoman speechless. Then there was a flash deep in the pits of her eyes, lighting the green pools anew. Her lips spread wide in a gleeful smile.
“Yeah?” Eddie asked, hopeful. His insides were weightless.
“Yeah.” Selina nodded quickly, giggling now. Not teasing laughter like before. Hers was giddy, joyous, and sweet. She dipped down for a kiss. A big, deep smooch that made Eddie’s head spin. “Yes. That clear enough for you?”
Eddie nodded dopily. That just earned another bout of giggles from her. She stroked his cheeks then, kissing him on the nose.
“On one condition.” She added.
“Anything.”
“We’re done with Gotham. For good.” Selina told him. Suddenly her voice had a slight edge. “Nothing back there for either of us.”
A lot of his stuff was back in Gotham, Eddie remembered. Plans. Tech. Unfinished projects. But Selina’s warm body sitting in his lap was more compelling than any of that.
“Deal.”
Selina looked pleased… and a little more than that. Eddie could see it in her eyes. A flicker of something else. But he didn’t press it. Sometimes it was better to just let a good thing happen.
“Good boy.” Selina kissed him again. She swiped her tongue over his lips, the minx. “Now we have something to celebrate.”
She reached back and took his cock, nestling his length between her taut buttocks. A couple more rounds, she said she wanted. Eddie feared then that he might not even make it back to the hotel.
The Riddle of Romance was a strange one. Eddie knew even then he had yet to solve it.
Yet with Selina’s touch waking his cock once more, Eddie couldn’t find a reason to care.
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