Sorry to make you all wait a few more days for the full reveal, but I told you she'd get fat as hell.
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The scale had arrived last night. None of the rest of the equipment had, but finally after almost two whole months, the scale had at least come in. Adie was afraid to use it. John had upped the pizza quantity by massive proportions. He has to be into this, she thought, there's no way that he would be this blind to how big I've gotten. He even has me lay on my side on camera. She had still just not asked him, but that was for another time. Right now, her focus was on the messenger of doom laid in front of her. She waddled over to it and slowly stepped on. The scale protested, and the needle jumped all over the place before it settled down on a number...