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Here we are again & I've done 2 more pics of Mortimer 'XD

But I give you some eye candy this time with his body X3

The first pic is dep into Mortimer's job as a slaver, sometimes they'd go to towns and throw big circus parties, where Mortimer would involve everyone in song & dance with plenty of booze. During these long nights, Mortimer's siblings would spot targets for new slaves.

Mortimer and his family were quite despicable.

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The second image happened at table. AND OMG is the most metal I've ever felt in a ttrpg X3

Let me explain a bit. So in last session we had tracked down a Hag we planed to slay. We found her home in the swamp & ventured inside. Inside the home was smelly & gross, the walls seemed organic, but we persevered. We ended up in a room with these wicked twisted pixies that when we killed them they'd graft to our weapons and it was gross. But anyways, there were also Borcs in this place, they are like boar orcs, they were actually quite funny. But the first one we came across here had a Flamespewer, but he didn't get to use it cuz Mortimer & Estillbe destroyed him lol

So Mortimer took the Flamespewer & got excited to use it. Mortimer also got a talking bag of holding, which was awesome X3

So we continue through and find the Hag and she tried to escape but she was taken out while trying to run.

So after we beat her we get told if the fire the Hag started goes out, we'll all die because what we are in is alive, just being kept asleep with fire. So with some great rolls we realize we are in an Elder Troll's body, so it's massive. And trolls can apparently regenerate really fast, except if fire is used on them. So we realize we gotta get out, but without the Hag maintaining the Troll's slumber, it could wake up & destroy the nearby town. Sooooooooo Mortimer comes up with the idea of burning the brain of the Elder Troll, to make it a vegetable.

So we save some trapped pixies and Mortimer uses his rope & hook to let the rest of the party escape through the Troll's eye holes. While Mortimer stays behind to burn what's left of the Troll's brain so it never wakes. So Mortimer gets to use his new Flamespewer. (Also earlier in the campaign Mortimer took in a dark magic that made him immune to fire, so that's also why I thought of this plan.)

So Mortimer began just blowing the Flamespewer all over the inside of this Troll's head. But the Flamespewer is a magical item with a curse. Every time I use it I have to roll a d10, if the d10 is lower than the amount of times I've used the Flamespewer within a minute than it will explode. So I rolled that d10...10 times! And by some miracle it didn't explode! So Mortimer is just burning everything inside this elder Troll's head. Everyone agreed it was an insane, totally metal scene! It is legit one of the coolest moments I've ever had in a ttrpg. And Mortimer climbed out & let out a loud fox cry of victory! He was very proud of himself.

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Hope you enjoyed that 'XD

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POSTEDMay 16, 2026
ARCHIVEDMay 16, 2026