art by dexter daybreaker
written by vylet pony & lulamoon
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['Cuz this pony became the crunky champion]
[Life]
This town ain't big enough
Check yourself at the door
I know more than you think
Debt on the scoreboard
Kicking up a stink
Form right over function
Takes a bitch to do it right
Blood on your land
When you're losing every fight
You know how we do it
On the bodies of your men
Put a bullet where his brain should be
Plucked right off the stem
Double barrel shotty
Pump that shit he's rabbid
Another has-been in the bag
Stitched up by a f*ggot
[Fall to your knees mortal]
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Outlaw me bitch
Outlaw me bitch
Outlaw me bitch
Then this shotty boutta put you out of the 'biz
[We the gay music]
Outlaw me bitch
[Pony Music]
Outlaw me bitch
[Priority warning]
Outlaw me bitch
Then this shotty boutta put you out of the 'biz
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Line the men up the wall
Bag their heads with a smile
Send these mic'd up boys
To the redneck trials
Yeah
Shoot a dog
Just to fear the bite
It's on sight
Salt the wounds
Of the snow
'Cuz it's fuck ice
The new town square ritual
Public castration
Throwing bricks at the straights
Making queer vengeance great again
Red hat and glasses
Skipped all his classes
All these motherfuckers
Put their money where their ass is
Outlaw me bitch
Outlaw me bitch
Outlaw me bitch
Then this shotty boutta put you out of the 'biz
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He's just a stupid as hell
White bratty incel
Nobody has to k*ll him
'Cuz he'll do it himself
He's like "41%"
But everybody can tell
Even though his god ain't real
He already in hell
Oh, fuck
And he's just doing fucking dirty work
He don't know that he's just a
Tweet of someone's birdy bird
He likes his guns
But he's just scared of words
He's gonna jump just
'Cuz he heard "she/her"
Outlaw me bitch
Outlaw me bitch
Outlaw me bitch
Then this shotty boutta p—
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Aye yo she
Cuddle the Ruger EC9S, not no Blajaj
SS on mama's hotspot
Sticks cook 'em like hotpot
N**ga, fuck Judy Hopps, Jim Hopper, and Robocop
You by the throne, spit shinin' my spot
N**ga
They scan her fit on Google Lens
They call her Open Carrie since they Sauer with a SIG
Aye roll up your Top Five cause she cool with smokin' on mids
Make you horse famous, Colt 45, put you on Fox 10
Even the terfs think she really him
Dyke with a ArmaLite for ice
And a 9 for the 2 and 10
Shawty dump the shit
Then get in the whip and then get in the wind
Aye yo, I strut my shit
I pull up my skirt and then stuff in a stick
And if I boymode, it's preme dunks, my nails glitter
Don't melee with mini Hitlers, we hit 'em with holo tippers
And if you unaware of what we do with MAGA N**gas
Ask Grok, my Glock
Pop, you haunting a data center
Pussy
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Tell 'em
Hahaha
Aye, anon ask Grok to tie your n**se for you
[In the Hudson Bay, you know how we do it]
Aye, yuh, aye
You the Combine
Breaking every single tourist trap
Under your step
On a fine line
Bumble out the Gonarch Lair
On a Rhine dime
My sign says all of you bitches
Are gonna do time time
Cry bitch
There's nothing great to replace
Only the hive minds
I find
Every white man in contempt
Wannabe terrorists
Invading every space that they can't bench
Here's the sitrep
Camp Cracker's overrun and spent
You can outlaw the idea
But you can't run from Ol' Betsy
Yo
Pop, pop out on 12
HECU V. the HEV
From hell
"We can always tell"
Pray tell
All it takes is ashen one
To demon fell
All the men outlevel health
But got no mana for the spells
Running up the L's
Gunning for themselves
Give 'em cells
Solitary sells
Televise it to their kin
Loving Christ compels
We never shot first
But the smoking gun smells
Of a red hat brat
The Rainbow Mafia's about to shell
Yeah
I'm loosing up now
[You have destroyed so much, what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?]