Swelling in the sauna [M2BBW, TG, WG, slob]

Entering the domain of the sauna elf without fully exposing your naked body is the greatest insult to him. In response to your unforgivable misbehaviour, the sauna elf will use his godlike powers over all of time and reality to inflict a heavy, life-long punishment upon you.

Commissioned by the absolutely legendary He'sfatlikeher