Audio Transcript
15.10.20¥¥ 13:32:08
Site 004
Camera 002/”m000001a-J Office”
Subj m000001a-J (aka “DoctorJ”): “You’re sure this is okay? This combo formulation?”
Agt 0FHMA004 (aka Subj F000009a-VM/“Vida Mendes, APRN”): “What, this? Oh, sure, it’s fine. B12, D, K. All in one nice little easy package. Here, roll up your sleeve…”
Subj m000001a-J: “Yeah, I guess it’s...where’d you get it? It’s...it’s just that it looks funny. B12 is usually so red, the others sort of colorless. And this one is-”
Agt 0FHMA004: “Yeah, sort of blue, right? I think it’s kinda pretty. <smiles disarmingly> I ordered it from a new supplier. Not cheap but it’s better than getting three separate shots, hm?”
Subj m000001a-J: “That’s true, b- OWW! Hey! No fair! Warn me next time!!”
<Agent 0FHMA004 visualized administering BradenInc Product 047KOL-variant.m/”Accelerant”, Dose 001 to Subj m000001a-J on camera, time stamp 13:33:15; intramuscular, right deltoid.>
Agt 0FHMA004: “Shhhh...there there…” “Honestly. You’re worse than any of my patients.”
Subj m000001a-J: “I just...really hate needles. “Huh. That actually...didn’t feel so bad. It felt sorta...warm.”
Agt 0FHMA004: “Hmm weird.” places syringe in mobile containment unit 040 aside empty vial #008a>
Subj m000001a-J: “sorta...milky…”
Agt 0FHMA004: “mmhm…” <containment unit closed, sealed>
Subj m000001a-J: “kinda...good…”
Agt 0FHMA004: “Really? Huh.” <pauses> “Heyyy...you okay there, doc?”
Subj m000001a-J: “Yeah I just, ummm...maybe I think I need a glass of water-”
Agt 0FHMA004: “You stay, sit. I’ll get it…you look a little woozy. I'm gonna check your vitals...”
<Subject appears visually to have tolerated first dose well with anticipated initial effects observed. Monitoring bot online. Set for q120min Status Reports>
Agt 0FHMA004: “So...I heard about the delivery this morning.”
Subj m000001a-J: “Huh? The...what?”
Agt 0FHMA004: “The envelope. The divorce papers. From your wife? Deep breath, relax.” <inflates cuff>
Subj m000001a-J: “Oh, uh...yeah…”
Agt 0FHMA004: “I’m really sorry. That sucks.”
Subj m000001a-J: “Yeah it d-“
Agt 0FHMA004: “Shh.” <listening with stethoscope. Removes drum, begins to peel off cuff.> “You’re fine. Okay, continue…”
Subj m000001a-J: “..uh...well, y’know...Sheryl. Me. We just have some...stuff to work on…”
Agt 0FHMA004: “Mmm…” <leans in, left hand to subject’s right knee> “...want to talk about it?”
<BotLoad x744_m000001a-J report000000001_119/78_96%_ 88bpm_887_lot1848592932049596832818948384234985779234059872304957203457_23403340_4439039059_>
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Thanks to Beetlebomb for letting the GITJ world intersect with his “Blemish on the Curve” on my ever-growing gynarchichal venn diagram of NWO-deliciousness